Disclaimer: You know I don't own Harvest Moon right? Great, that's settled!
This is my first parody, so I hope it goes alright...enjoy! And leave a review if you feel like it! The fun really starts in Chapter Two...
Okay…and this was inspired by Chicken Yuki's fics and comments about Jamie, especially when Jack asks IT what gender it is. Yeah sure, the story doesn't exactly relate to it, but it was still inspiration! So I did the next best thing…two Jamies…
Prologue: Names
A long, long time ago…in a village known as Mineral Town, two pairs of parents were deciding the names of their new children. The first pair of parents couldn't think of a name for a month, and by that time, the next pair had their baby. The second pair was also fairly indecisive.
The first pair invited the second pair to dinner to discuss their problem.
"You know," said Karen through a mouthful of spaghetti. "You guys waited a whole month."
"Chew and swallow, Karen…chew and swallow…" muttered Rick.
"That's it! Our kid should be named Guy!" exclaimed Elli.
"Guy? Isn't that a bit…" Doctor didn't know how to put it in words.
"What's wrong with it? Your name is Doctor," remarked Karen.
"I'd rather not have a child named Guy, that's all," said Doctor casually.
"At this rate we'll end up calling our kids 'it' for the rest of our lives," commented Rick.
"Don't worry, honey, our kid will be it, but theirs will be It II," said Karen.
"It II has a ring to it," said Doctor.
"Our kid would hate us forever if we did that," said Elli. "How about Jack?"
"Isn't that guy from the farm Jack?" asked Karen.
"I thought he was John…." said Rick.
"No, no, it was James," said Elli.
"I'm afraid you're all wrong. His name is Lipton," interrupted Doctor.
"Oh," chorused the other three.
Suddenly, Karen snapped her fingers. She quickly finished up her remaining spaghetti, and wiped her mouth daintily, making the others wait for her idea.
"Let's name ours, Rick, Dudette because she's a girl, and Elli, Doctor, name your kid Dude because he's a boy," said Karen.
"That's the worst idea I've ever heard!" protested Rick.
"No wait," said Elli. "That idea's just so bad…"
"…that it might just work!" finished Doctor.