Chapter 1
Introduction
Well, this is my first fic, Sponge Bob is a druggy and someone is his wife and cant handle it. And yes, it is intended to be a crack fic. I don't own Sponge Bob, or any of the other characters.
SBPOV
Hi, my name is Spongebob Squarepants and I am here to tell you about my crack addiction…. It is very sad like how ugly my face is. How exactly did I get addicted? After Mr. Krabs fired me for no reason, I got all depressed and attempted suicide. After that didn't work, the local drug man, Plankton, helped me out by giving me all his drugs. It was good timing too, just after Plankton did that, his wife shot him. Oh here my wife comes "Shut up you stupid bitch and get me a fucking beer" I said at that bitch. She slowly turned her head with an expression that says, 'What the fuck did you just say to me?'
"Excuse me, who is the one coming back with the ugly ass strippers." Mrs. Puff said. Mrs. Puff a.k.a Puff daddy went through her stuff and pulled out an old rag, a bottle of beer, and lighter. I recognized these ingredients in the formula that makes a Molotov. She started walking outside and said "its time to get rid of you dumb basterd!" That whore yelled as she walked out the door. Puff daddy threw the Molotov at the house while it was on fire, the house went up in flames almost instantly. "I hope you burn in hell you, you basterd" I came running out, flames alight. I stop, dropped, and rolled while screaming, "Stop drop and roll! Stop drop and roll!" Here I got up and repeatedly hit puff daddy in the face with a random stripper pole that came out of seemingly no where until she looked like Michael Jackson during the Thriller film. I stood before her broken, bloodied, body. I spat on her, "Serves you right you dumb ass bitch."
So, random crack fic I know. And yes, after all of this Sponge Bob is still married to Puff Daddy. I have to give credit to XxSixy-NinjaxX she revised this fic a lot. Whoot Whoot! First Fic!