A/N: I'm going official, baby.
Title; A Little Me Time
Rated: T for a little...ah well you shall find out.
Word Count: 446
Genre: Humor.
Warnings: Swearing, CRACKNESS, Sasuke and Naruto and Sakura and the way they behave towards one another.
A/N: Yes, I should be working on some other stories, but, well, my brain came up with this and well...it went on from there. Randomness, I swear to you, there is no true point to this. Honestly...
Summary: "Just HOW THE HELL did you get into my house when the DOORS AND WINDOWS WERE LOCKED??" Sakura's having issues…and there's nothing Sasuke or Naruto can do to avoid it. Team 7-ness. Crack? Maybe.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Oh, she was pissed.
Fuming.
What the hell were they thinking?
Oh, that's right.
THEY WEREN'T.
Sakura glared at her teammates, arms folded, hair in front of her eyes, biting her lip.
"You have five seconds to explain why you are in my house,' She said. Naruto's eyes widened.
"WellyouseeSakurachanwewantedtoseehowyouweredoingbecauseyouhaven'tcometotrainingforlikethreedaysandwewerestartingtowon-"
"Okay Naruto shut up. Sasuke you have five seconds. Go."
"We were worried."
…Did she just hear him right?
They, as in, both of them, as in both Naruto AND Sasuke were worried?
She must be hearing things.
She sighed. "Well, I'm FINE."
"But Sakura-chan—"
"NARUTO SHUT UP!"
Sasuke blinked. Naruto pouted. Sakura's eyes drifted toward her calander.
Crap…I forgot to go to anger management again. Oh well…
"Uchiha I'm going to need something more-EEP!" Sakura gasped as suddenly Sasuke had her pinned to the wall.
"Hey Sasuke, no fair! Wait for me!"
"You're too slow, dobe…" Sasuke leaned in closer, brushing his lips across her ear. "I said, we were worried…" His hands drifted towards her waist.
She smacked them. "Sasuke," She said warningly.
He smirked at her. "What?"
"Get off me-Naruto what the hell are you doing?"
"Smelling your neck," The blond Hokage-to-be said.
"…WHY?"
"Because it smells good," He mumbled into her neck.
Sasuke continued smirking.
Oh, how much she could just wipe that smirk off his gorgeously handsome fac-
No. No. She couldn't go there. Not right now. Not when she was pinned against the wall by two ridiculously gorgeous men-
AH, FUCK!
Wow. They really are hot, Inner Sakura smirked.
SHUT UP! I NEED TO CONCENTRATE! Sakura shouted at her alter ego.
"Naruto, Sasuke, I don't know what you are on right now but GET THE HELL OFF ME BEFORE I GO SHISHOU ON YOUR ASSES!"
Naruto and Sasuke both let go immediately, stepping away from the pink-haired teen who was obviously having some issues.
"Thank you. Now, Sasuke, Naruto, would you kindly inform me just how the HELL you got in my house when ALL THE DOORS AND WINDOWS WERE LOCKED? AND I CLEARLY WANTED SOME SPACE?"
"…We're ninjas, Sakura-chan. We don't reveal our secrets."
Sakura snorted, and, the next thing Naruto knew, he was flying all the way across the village. She calmly turned to Sasuke. "Can you kindly get out, or do I have to get rid of you the same way I got rid of Naruto?"
In a second, Sasuke performed the hand seals for a teleportation jutsu and the next, he was out of the house.
Sakura smiled and went over to her couch, picking up a magazine.
"Now there's nothing in between me, some chocolate ice cream, a movie, and a little me time."
A/N: I can somehow picture Sakura needing to go to anger management.
And Naruto.
And Sasuke.
Er...wow...I just gave myself a new idea for a fic...wow I surprise myself...
NOT.
-groan-
Whatever.
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Ja ne!
MaybelleTheRAWRDragon