"Fire Drill!" Shit, where on Earth did I put my copy of those copyright documents? Oh no, they just went up in smoke when that immaginary fire burned my plot bunny shed! Shoot, but that smarts bad, 'deed it does.
10 Things Ronald Weasley won't be able to live without doing
1. Get his own life, I mean ridding on the coat tails of his best friend is PATHETIC!
2. Do his own work, because if he doesn't he will never accomplish number 1!
3. Die his hair, I'm sorry to anybody who has the same hair colour, but how can he expect to be taken seriously if he's a lanky ginger weirdo?
4. Get some, if you know what I mean. Not that any girl with taste would touch that, come on girls the only hot ones are Charlie, Bill and the Twins! Even Ginny is disgusting, if you swing that way.
5. A new wardrobe is a must, I mean look at those ugly robes! Even if you can't afford designer, go retro, idiot.
6. Grow a pair. I might sound like that line is on repeat, but honestly how on earth and in the entire universe did he end up in the lion's house? He runs with his figurative tail between his legs at the first sign of danger (or faints like a little girl with a fit of the vapours!) Admittedly this appeared a little low on the list, but mabe this item was factored in with the likelyhood of it happening too?
7. Take etiquette classes. When is he going to learn no-one is interested in what he is chewing at any given meal! Let alone think what he is trying to say is worth more thought than "EWE! That PIG is soooo disgusting!"
8. Get a brain; honestly he's like the Scarecrow in the wizard of Oz, no clue what-so-ever! And a brain might help him achieve some of the other items on this list.
9. Tone down the Quidditch talk, it's a turn-off for most of the population in such high amounts, even sport obsessed gay guys wouldn't tap that!
10. Get Your Own Thing Ronald. Bill-head boy, the wild one, earring; Charlie-star seeker, dragons, tattoos; Percy-the boring one; Fred and George-the twin thing, pranks, beaters; Ginny-the only girl. Don't try to beat them, but then again heaven forbid you have an original thought of your own (SHOCK HORROR!)