"Hello and welcome to The New Directions, a show where we look into a house completely full of cameras and hand 50,000 dollars to that one special person who can live through it! I'm Will Shuester and next to me is the one and only Sue Sylvester." Will then pointed to the women herself as she read off the cue cards.
"Thats right and this season we're going all out! All of our contestants are under the age of 24 and are all in college, meaning that money could be for student loans or whatever kids buy these days." Sue finished with a dazzling grin. She than turned to the moniter and called to the live audience. "Now each of the contestants have made a short video that tells a little bit about themselves, shall we take a look?" After hearing the loud hollering of the audience, Will pressed a button on the small remote he was holding and the first person's video began to play.
"Hi uh, I-I'm Tina, I-I'm 21 years old." A smallw asian girl appeared on the moniter with a shy smile on her face. " I g-go to Columbia and have a-a stutt-stutter. I would love to be o-on The N-New Directions because not only would the m-money be totally aw-awesome but the red sports car would be a-amazing. Please consider me." She finished with an adorable 'peace-sign' and waved.
"Well she's a charmer huh, Sue?" Sue vigorously nodded and pointed to a barely translusent door to her left.
"And here she is the adorable, charming, and fresh-faced, Tina Cohen-Chang!" The applause was deafening as the tiny girl slipped out from behind the door and stood on a platform built for at least 10 people to stand on.
"Okay next we have a girl who is probably the most annoying we saw," After a small chuckle from everyone Sue continued, "Here the next girl is,"
The video showed a small brunette girl in front of a enormous poster of what appeared to be Barbra Striesand. "Hi there! I'm Rachel Barbra Berry I'm 22 years old I'm a waitress at a small coffee shop and go to a little school people know as NYADA, funny story at my audition," Will than pressed the fast forward button and told the crowd "She talks alot!" "I think I would be perfect for The New Directions because I'm competitive, athletic and smart. I know I seem annoying but I'm quite cool. Thank you!"
This time the blue doors revealed the short girl in a poofy pink dress grinning. She went over and stood next to Tina, both excited to see the next person to walk in.
"Okay next we have a boy but ladies according to his file he's gay so don't get your hopes up, here we have Blaine!"
This video showed a boy who was sitting in a living room of some sort with gelled hair. "Um, hi! I'm Blaine Devon Anderson and I go to NYU and am really nervous if you could tell," he chuckled an adorable laugh and continued, "I think I would be good be good for the show because I'm very dedicated and I know how to handle things. I hope you choose me!" He then smiled showing perfect white teeth.
"And here he is!" Sue pointed to the door and he jogged out clearly ecstatic that he was chosen.
Nine videos later and the platform was full of people who all looked different and happy to be there.
Will and Sue stood next to Tina for the final rollcall. "And here we have all of the people. Introducing Tina, Rachel, Blaine, Kurt, Santana, Quinn, Puck, Finn, Brittany, Mercedes, Wes, and David. Everyone give them all a round of applause!" The cheering went on for a full three minutes. "Okay everyone at home tweet, facebook message and blog us who your favorite is and who ever gets the most votes will have to do something a little, wacky." Will finished with a secretive grin.
Sue continued saying, "And hopefully your favorite will survive through next weeks leader challenge. Join us next time on New Directions!" With Sues signature toothy grin and the live audience shrieking with joy the twelve contestants went through the red door and into the new home they'd be in for the next three months of their summer vacation.
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STARRYGAZEY: Like it? I don't know if I should continue but I really can't get this outta my head. Ask me any questions you have about the people I was to lazy to write videos for, review if you like it or have critisms , and most of all let me know if I should continue! Ahh! Okay I'll see you later.
P.S. Don't you just love Will and Sue being frenemies? Cause I find it totally adorable!
P.S.S. Tina has a stutter because none of the people on the show have met and Wills a tv show host, therefore no glee club in her Rhode Island high school. Oh yeah, she went to school ina diff state. Deal with it.;* Bye for reals!
