Disclaimer: I don't own Glee. Nor do I own the story idear. This was a prompt from a friend on LJ. This is for you glamstarwee. (You should look her up, I adore all of her stories.)
A/N: As stated above, this is a fill for a prompt. I'm sorry it took so long for me to fill is darling. I hope you like how it came out. Beta'd by a fantastical friend who I love dearly. Enjoy!
Kurt Hummel was back at McKinley. Puck smiled to himself at the thought. He hadn't realized how much he missed the other until he was gone. Guess, it went with that saying "Grass is greener because you've lost it and you never knew how much you enjoyed that shit" or some shit like that. Puck never paid much attention to those proverbs his mom spouted at any moment she could.
But Kurt was back now, and it felt right. Sure, Lauren joining Glee was grand an all, but she wasn't Kurt. Puck hadn't realized how often he had shared a look with Kurt about how loud Rachel was, how many of Schue's ideas were a bit stupid, or over some of the words that Finn said. He never shared any of those looks with Lauren.
But then, he got to make out with Lauren.
He'd never made out with Kurt. Never even thought of it.
But now that it was mentioned…
Kurt did have nice looking lips. They're probably soft. And when that song 'I kissed a chick' or whatever by that Katy Berry chick came out he wondered what it would be like to kiss a dude. Puck had just never gotten around to it because he started his pool cleaning business then.
Kurt also had a nice ass. Puck always was an ass man over a boob man. He could try and sex up Kurt easily. Though, the featured word would be 'try'. Kurt would probably be a lot of work, but worth it. And Kurt was more badass than Lauren. And that was saying something.
But, fuck. Kurt had seemed cozy with that other Gargler. And since Quinn, Puck wouldn't date or make out let alone have sex with someone who was already in a relationship. With the exception of his MILFs but they didn't count, did they?
He'd just have to wait until Kurt and the other dude broke up. It probably wouldn't last long. Not when Kurt had Puck waiting for him. But Puck would have to make sure Kurt knew Puck was waiting and wanting.
Besides how sexy Kurt was, he was funny. Always with a few words that made Puck want to laugh. He'd ended up helping Puck with his homework too. Before he left. Which was awesome. Between Artie and Kurt, he'd managed to get mostly C's. Which wasn't bad when he'd been getting D's.
Puck had always looked forward to what Kurt would say, more than just for his sarcastic remarks. He had always stood up to Puck, even when he was throwing Kurt into dumpsters. Never knew what would happen.
He would be looking forward to Kurt's snappy comebacks and degrading remarks.
Maybe Puck would have to ask Artie to hang out and then invite Kurt along. They were his boys. Only he was bros with one, and he wanted to sex the other.
"Rawr."