It was another peaceful morning in Tokyo. Birds were chirping, people were getting ready for their work, cars were polluting the environment as usual. For one Kurusu Kimihito things were a bit more harsh. He had to wake up early to avail the big Thursday vegetable sell of the super market.

"Man this is tiring, the girls eat like black-holes. Good thing I'm getting aid for their stuff, else everything would have become hairy." Kimihito aka the darling-kun was thinking to himself. Suddenly he saw an Arachne speeding into the supermarket.

"She isn't a regular Arachne like Rachnee. She has furs and has a more stockier built than Rachnee. Probably an Ushi-oni." Kimihito thought to himself.

"Good morning sir, May I know your requirements and/or desires?" the bunny girl who was working as the store manager asked Kimihito, quite cutely. forcing a sweat-drop on his head.

"Na-hh, nothing much, I was looking for..."Kimihito was scooped up by the previously seen USHI-oni. He felt pedipulps firmly pressed on his waist.

The Ushi-oni shouted, "Hand me all the supplies, else this guy dies." she had taken him as hostage and trying to intimidate the bunny girl in giving her the stuff.

"Hey miss, where is your host?" Kimihito asked the Ushi-oni with a semi cold voice.

"Shut The Fuck Up, human. Huh, what about this lump on your pants?" she pressed on Kimihito's groin to emphasize the point and the smelt him seductively, "You seem to have housing an Arachne, though a petty one." she smiled cheekily.

Suddenly a Minatour walked in, she was wearing a red skintight jumpsuit, yellow stiletto boots and gloves and a glowing white cape. "Ms. Smith, damn you, this is the last time I'm shopping for yeah...hey you ugly looking spider girl, put the boner popping guy down."

"Don't you dare call me ugly cow-bitch." the Ushi oni shouted like hell almost busting Kimihito's eardrums in the process.

The Mintour strode calmly towards the duo and the an unexpected thing happened, with lightening fast reflexes, the Minatour jumped up and with surgical precision threw a right jab in the cheeks of the Ushi-oni.

Kimihito felt the grip loosen on him and then he was falling and with a thud he landed on his buttock, "Good for you, that your butt is so plumpy, else a bone might've been broken." the Minatour looked at Kimihito.

The Ushi-oni landed on the wall, out cold. Some stalls were broken due to the heavy impact, the bunny girl was still bewildered to speak a single thing, Kimihito somehow managed to overcome this awe and asked the minatour, "Who're you?"

"I'm Nora, I'm a hero and newest operative of M.O.N." she nonchalantly filled her basket with the vegetables as if nothing happened, and then moved towards the exit.

The bunny girl cried, "What's about the payment, Miss?"

"Take it from the ugly spider-girl, I'll tell Ms. Smith to drop by." Nora moved out of the store, leaving behind a flustered Bunny-girl and a bewildered Kimihito.

Soon the MON team arrived and taken the Ushi-oni in custody, apparently she fled from her coordinator, who incidentally was Ms. Smith, again.

The Ushi-Oni was reprimanded as Ms. Smith intimidated her with the devilish aura, "Now we need to find a host for you, hey Darling-kun, how about you?"

Kimihito gulped in horror, "But Ms. Smith..." he was cut short, "Now Mina-chan please be gentle with your new host Darling-kun." she ordered the furry arachne.

Mina leaped and hugged Kimihito and hissed in his ear, "Your that thing is only for me and I use chains to bind, it'll be fun..." Kimihito shuddered in fear of the impending doom.

In the outskirts a Lizardman was prowling the grounds with her open sword. "This males have been drained of their blood and Semen. The bloodloss isn't fatal but they're simply out of their minds." The place before her eyes was filled with psychotic human males, jumping on each-other in their birthday suits.

(In the city)

A small kid was having his ice cream while his mom looked at him, affectionately. Suddenly she heard a buzzing sound, a girl with mosquito like features appeared and dragged the kid, she forcibly bit him and took a sip of his blood.

The kid's mom smacked the Vamp mosquito but she didn't even budge, instead she slapped the mom away, the power in that slap was so much that the mom got almost blown away. She was bracing herself for the impact but somebody caught her bridal style.

"No worries, I will eliminate the mosquito girl." the Lizardman haughtily described.

(Darling-kun's misery)

"But Ms. Smith, who was that Nora girl?" Kimihito asked Smith.

"You know Darling-kun, despite the extra-species law there are some Monster girls who didn't sign it, like Vamp Mosquitos, Vampires, Succubi, Incubi, Jabberwocks, etc, etc. They want to eliminate the humans and peaceful monsters. To combat them we're hiring heros from benevolent and heroic species like Zombies, Minotaurs, Lizardmans, Dragons. Nora is yet to be recognized as a hero as she hasn't taken the test, but we use her as a cost for her free-loading." Smith paused to take a breath. While rest of the Mon squad listened carefully.

"I want to enroll as a Hero too, I wanna protect darling, too." Mina jumped up enthusiastically.

"Huh, that's dangerous fur-ball, you don't wanna kill yourself, I guess." Zombina ridiculed Mina's idea.

"So, Darling, you take Mina-chan home, tell Rachnera to share her room with Mina, the builders are gonna hit your home soon. I'll come tomorrow for the paper-works and I'm gonna do my lunch there. K?" Ms. Smith winked at Kimihito.

Kimihito nodded in agreement as He had to guide Mina to his home.

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"What, that freeloader has dumped this furball on you ?" Rachnera looked dissatisfied, while Miia was laughing inwardly, "Now, the wall crawling dominatrix will become the bondage slave. Fufu." Miia was too busy to look as she was thinking herself and Mina tying up Rachnera. Cerea being Cera showed no emotion, Mero welcomed Mina with open arms, "A furry crab?" Papi and Suu, being devoid higher of cognitive reasoning chose to pester Mina with hugs. Though Mina seemed to enjoy it.

(Lizardman vs Vamp Mosquito)

"You're going down insect." the Lizardman swung her sword to cut down an attack of the Vamp-mosquito. The Vamp-mosquito was using her psychic powers on common mosquits and controlling them as an extension of her petite body. Half of the mosquitoes were helping her in the fight the other half was sucking up blood from everyone and semen from the male populace, thus strengthening her.

Nora sat up on her bed, "This nasty screwed up mosquitoes won't even cut me some slack." she was disgusted by the thronging mosquitoes, then she heard things falling,so she came out of her flat.

The Lizardman was winning against the mosquito girl due to her superior skills and inhuman strength. "You're great scales. But I'll skin you alive. hahha..." the mosquito girl grew in size and strength.

"Don't tell me, she is sucking up all those mosquitoes in her body to up the ante?" The Lizardman charged for a final attack, but the Mosquito girl slapped her away. Then something unusual happened, a Minotaur in her PJ's came up to the duo and pointed towards the mosquito girl, "Hey sucker. Yuo'r brothers are a pain in my ass. Get the hell out."

The Lizardman screamed, "Get out you fool. She is too strong..." the mosquito girl stopped the Lizardman by kicking her into a building. The building collapsed due to the impact.

"See...stupid cow." the monster sneered at Nora.

Nora simply punched her and thus killing her in one punch. The whole area was smeared by blood and semen.

The Lizardman pulled herself up from the site. "Amazing, such godly power, who're you?"

"I'm Nora, I'm a hero for freeloading."the Minotaur replied with a boring face.

"Will you teach me please?" the Lizardman was awed by Nora.

"I'll, but you've to help me in my hero work and cooking." Nora was very deadpan with the demands.

(Infront of Mayor's office)

"We're the Monster Waifu lover's association, we are dedicated to protect Monmusus from human beings like Kurusu Kimihito. We have seen him building his own harem and taking advantage of innocent girls. Have you seen the frustrations of MIa-sama, the cries of Papi-sama, the ears of Suu-sama." Today we'll beat him up and rescue our waifus, cause we're so jealous of him."

The leader of the group was giving slogans to charge up the cadres, yet in a close niche a lesser devil was smiling like hell.
"You want to protect Kurusu Kimihito? Let's see how you handle this brainwashed retards Mina?"

Kmimihito was stunned by the uproar outside his house, angry men were shouting slogans against him. Mina came out and saw the commotion, "Hmm...Druella, I never thought that you would hit the nadir this soon."

She took up a bucket of water and laced it with a drop her venom and then sprayed it over the angry mob, within a second they were calmed down.

"Why the hell we're here?" one man asked.

"Well, we were thinking of taking out that son of a bitch mayor and his underlings, why we are even here?" another man asserted.

"Do they live here?" asked another one.

"No, this house belongs to Kimihito's, lets march to that bastard's office." the leader guy uttered.

"Wow, Mina how did you manage that?" Kimihito was surprised.

"Nothing, that was a petty charm, I used my poison to break it, I said that I'll protect you." Mina's cheek reddened a bit.

"Thank you." Kimihito knew that he is indebted to this girl.

(Some time later near mayor's office)

"We the "Wig Army" will end this plaguing injustice, we'll take down the mayor and free the citizens." the leader aka Rasting announced.

True to their name every volunteer wore a wig over their heads. They assembled below a tall building and then started indiscriminate ransacking, suddenly someone screamed, "Wrong building, this is the HQ of porn industry, protect with your lives."

They realized their mistake and ran towards the other end.

Mayor Takeda was calmly sitting on the costly revolving-tilting chair. He lit up a cigar and blew a awful amount of smoke, "Panic chan, I guess I can trust my life, with you."

A slender Kunoichi girl appeared and smiled with a little frown.

Soon the commotion reached to the office and stones were being pelt at the building. Still Takeda was the embodiment of composure and calmness.

Panic took a fighting stance as the protesters broke in, Panic threw a bunch of exploding Shuriken to them, and the explosion killed almost everybody. Rasting was the last one standing.

"You killed my party, prepare to payback with your body, bitch." Rasting was furious and bent on to avenge his fallen comrades.

Panic smiled sadistically and then threw a knife towards him, the knife took away his wig, Rasting was totally bald, and his head tapered into the shape of male genitalia.

"So, you're a true dick-head, so let's cut it to size?" Panic bared her katana and charged towards Rasting.

(In close vicinity)

"That Smith never gives me a damn break, now I've to check up on that fucking mayor. Good thing now that I got the Lizardman to help me, she is surely some nut.What the hell is this?" a wig just dropped on the head of Nora out of nowhere.
"Wow! A wig, might look cool on my unattractive short hair." Nora looked happy.

Suddenly Nora saw a guy running in utter panic. His head looked pretty familiar to her, "I'm sure he is some head but I just can't recall the some part."

Nora moved on but stopped in her tracks when a female ninja appeared in front of her, the Ninja was clad in black ninja cloths. Her eyes were red like a habitual drunk.

She screamed, "Which way did the dick-head go?"

"Now I get it, Dick. Thank you, flat chested Ninja." Nora replied.

"Covering him; you wigged Minotaur or should I call you the caped Horny?" the Ninja girl was pissed beyond any terrestrial level.

Nora caught the knife thrown at her direction with ease, the Ninja looked bewildered. Then she followed up by throwing one of her exploding shuriken, but Nora caught it and threw it away.

"I Jack-o-Lantern Panic, the best Ninja on the face of Earth have never seen such an opponent. You caped horny, will humor me with your skills." Panic charged Nora with her Katana, she jumped around her with incredible speed.

Nora, side stepped and punched, but Panic changed her direction in the last moment, so the hit was directly on her flat chest.

Panic fell on the ground holding her almost non-existent boobs, Nora chuckled,"Looks like she still packs some..."

"I won't forgive you caped horny, you'll pay for this." with blast of smoke bomb Panic disappeared still holding her chest.

(Kimihito residence)

Mina and Rachnee were trying to assert their love love for Kimihito simultaneously, Kimihito being the lucky man found himself sandwiched between the bosoms of Mina and Rachnee.

This wasn't an alien feeling for Kimihito, but still he was worried, due to Rachnee's temper and Mina's raw power.

"Please, I'll take both of you out on a movie, then we can have pizza." Kimihito tried to calm the to warring arachne.

"But what about us darling, if those pesky spiders steal you from me?"

"Master, I can't leave you at their mercy."

"Danna-sama, I want to be only Miia-sama's competitor."

"Papi and Suu wants to see movie, too."

"Ok, ok I'll take all of you." Kimihito almost cried out of frustration.


(Sorry for this late tweak, I just merged first 3 chapters in 1 as it looked a bit short for the opening chapters and the flow was a bit disrupting, again sorry for the inconvenience and Happy Holidays people.) (Just ignore third and second chapter for time being)