Me – Hi there! So, somehow, the cast of Cats ended up at my house, and I'm taking advantage of it. I've locked all the windows and doors. And they're magic-proofed, Misto.
Misto - *stops frantically trying to magic everyone out* Oh dear.
Me – Hehehe. So, since they have no choice, they are here to answer your questions.
Demeter – Th-this won't have anything t-to do with M-macavity, will it?
Macavity – WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME?
Demeter – Eeeeek! MACAVITY! *runs to hide behind Munkustrap*
Tugger - *completely oblivious* Hi there fangirlies. Send all the questions you want. I'll answer them all.
Me – Shaddup. *bonks Tugger on the head* Any who….
Etcetera – What happened to Tuggie? *sees fans staring* Oooooo! People! Hi!
Electra - *with her numerous anger issues* What's your problem?
Jennyanydots – Leccy, don't be mean. *to people* I'm sorry. She's having a bad day.
Rumpleteazer - *trying to creep quietly through the background, than sees people* Oi, Jer come'n see this. There's people with shiny things!
Mungojerrie – Teaz, what'r you doin'? Jenny's gonna see us!
Me – EVERYONE SHUT UP! *awkward silence* That's better. So please send in your questions before these things drive me insane.
Munkustrap – Now wait a second, so the kittens might be talking to complete strangers? I don't know…
Me – Do. Not. Get. Me. Started, Tinsel Fur.
Munkustrap – *ignoring my last response* And what about Demy. I'm not sure she can handle this…
Me – Listen Glitter Boy! I'm not responsible for your girlfriend's issues. Now shut up!
Munkustrap - *hides his secret stash of glitter and mutters something about 'stupid Macavity lover'*