Title: A Blair Mind
Author: Shelby
Summary: A look into Blair Waldorf's mind as she witnesses the relationship between Chuck and Eva from the beginning to the inevitable end.
A/N: Okay this is purely for HUMOR. It is not meant to be an amazing piece of literature, but just to give several frustrated CB fans I've talked to a good laugh. Please don't go taking this personal if you're a huge Chuck fan. It's meant to make you giggle and if it doesn't then I'm sorry.
P.S. Title is taken from the movie "A Beautiful Mind", but instead it's "A Blair Mind". Just in case you were wondering…
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Blair sees Chuck and Eva together for the first time.
"You're Chuck Bass. You couldn't do better than that thing?"
Chuck works for Eva's father to earn money after he got shot.
"Ever heard of a phone? Lifetime movie much."
Chuck brings Eva back to New York with him.
"Where is Jack Bass when you need him?"
Chuck and Eva hold hands like a happy, perfect couple!
"Holding hands—been there. Done that."
Chuck buys Eva a gift and gives it to her in the park.
"Oh Cartier? How original…"
Chuck and Eva wear color-coordinated outfits.
"Matching outfits. What are you guys the wonder twins?"
Chuck and Eva having more sexy time than Chuck and Blair ever did.
"Nate still has better abs than you!"
Chuck and Eva are STILL together.
"Chuck Bass in general? Been there. Done that too—several times in fact."
Chuck and Eva are still together. Yes, they won't go away!
"Alright, that's it. I'm hopping a plane with Carter Baizen."
Chuck and Eva broke up.
"Ha! You want me back? Like I'd take someone's sloppy seconds. I'm Blair Waldorf. And you are—wait we stopped caring like four episodes ago."
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A/N: Once again this was meant as almost a parody type thing. Please don't flame because you can't have a sense of humor.