Hello! This is a one shot. Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail... "sigh"

Lucy groaned. For the past few days Natsu's been acting more… Natsuy as of late. It was his usual act x10, and Lucy wasn't sure how much more she could take. At this point he wasn't just popping up in her house, he was EVERYWHERE. She went to a store, he went inside not two seconds later. At one point she stayed the night at Levi's house WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE, mind you, and HE WAS THERE BEFORE SHE AND LEVI ARRIVED! Poor Levi fainted when she saw Natsu in her bathtub. And when Natsu wasn't somewhere waiting for her, he was practically STALKING her, in a terrible way. She always instantly knew where he was, thanks to his shocking pink hair sticking out. AND WHY THE HELL COULDN'T HE KEEP HIS DAMN HANDS TO HIMSELF? He was constantly pulling her hair or flicking things at her. GAH it was so DAMN ANNOYING! In her opinion, it was just WAY too much attention from the dragon slayer. Speaking of which…

"Natsu!"

"BUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Natsu! STOP POKING ME!"

"NEVER!"

Crack! Something inside of Lucy snapped. Smack! Natsu flew across the guild and crashed into a table where he stayed, too dazed to get up.

"I thought you said never, flame brain." snickered Gray.

"Shut up you STRIPPER!" He attempted to get up.

"Oh, you wanna go?"

"I CAN KICK YOUR ASS ANY DAY OF THE WEE-"

"OH, HELL NO NATSU! I AM NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!" A fuming Lucy grabbed the back of Natsu's scarf and dragged him away to a corner of the guild. Gray laughed even louder at the pale look on Natsu's face. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Colour regained, Natsu crossed his arms and pouted. "You're the one who threw me across the room."

"NO! NOT that! WHY THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN…" Lucy stopped. How did she explain this? That he's everywhere? That he's always messing with her? That's it… "Why have you been messing with me?" Lucy shrieked.

Natsu frowned. "I haven't been messing with you…"

"Yes you have! What about the fact that you're following me everywhere? OR THE POKING INCIDANT THAT JUST HAPPENED?"

"Oh… that…"

"Yes, THAT! It's annoying! I WANT YOU TO STOP!" Natsu swore under his breath. "WHAT WAS THAT?"

"Nothing…"

"WELL MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT AGAIN!" Lucy stomped away, and barely heard the words that Natsu mumbled.

"That's the last time I take advice from Romeo and Lluvia…"

So that's it! I hope you enjoyed! And please don't forget to review! :)