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It was one of those days again. Shikamaru was walking home after his about 100th mission, bored and tired, but
it was also one of those days when he was just a little bit less lazy, only a little, so he decided to take the long way
home. He took a left into an alley, full of trash cans and trash bags full of trash. Why he decided to take the long way
through the alley he'll never know. Shikamaru sighed and said, "It's times like these that I wish I could cook." Ever
since he got kicked out of his parents house to, what his mom said, push him to get a girl friend, get married, and
have lots of grandchildren so at least one wouldn't have, what his mom referred it as, the lazy gene. He shuddered
at the thought of having kids especially lots of them. Now, he lived in an apartment on the other side of the village
which made him rethink his idea of taking the long way there more. Ever since he got kicked out he wished he could cook so he didn't have to go take out. Suddenly, a sound of a few bottles breaking was heard
behind a dumpster which made him jump. Suddenly, a cat jumped out and scratched his face with four claws
making him fall into a trash can behind him. "Crap! Stupid cat!" he screamed getting out of the trash can. "What's
on my butt?" Shikamaru turned his head to see egg shells and spoiled milk on his butt. "Awwwwww, crap. This day
sucks"
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After Shikamaru finally got to his apartment, he had a gut feeling something was wrong. After getting to the door that
read "Shikamaru Nara" on a small wooden plate hung on the door, he found out why he had the gut feeling. His
keys were missing. "Awwwww, crap," he said quietly so his neighbors wouldn't wake up since it was about eight o
clock, and his neighbors were just as lazy as he was. Shikamaru closed his eyes to think where his keys might be.
His eyes shot open, and he knew where the keys were, the trash can. He sighed and rushed back down the two
flights of stairs only to be greeted by falling rain. "Awwwwww, come on"
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After rushing through the rain to the trash can that made his pants smell like crap, Shikamaru dug through the trash
and said to himself, "Geez, don't these people put this stuff in trash bags?" He finally found the keys under the milk
carton that had the spoiled milk, and he saw something about it. It expired a month ago! His mouth shot open.
"Holy shit!" he yelled. He almost cried at the thought of having pants that smelled of eggs and month old milk, but
he just sighed and turned around to leave with his keys to his apartment.
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It was morning again, but Shikamaru had a bad feeling about today. When he got up he knew why. He fell asleep on the kitchen table! "I hate my life," he said pushing himself off of the table. After getting off the table, his feeling took a 180 degree turn which, if your not stupid, means he had a good feeling about today. After changing from his pajamas into his normal ninja clothes, Shikamaru walked out of his apartment only to be greeted by a very annoying Ino.
"Yo, Shikamaru!" she yelled as Chouji and her ran up the stairs to him.
"Ready to train?" Chouji asked already knowing the answer.
"Nope," Shikamaru answered knowing both Ino and him knew he was going to say that.
"Come on, Shikamaru!" Ino yelled pouting and crossing her arms. Shikamaru just shrugged.
"Look I had a bad day yesterday so just let me rest today," he said not moved at all at Ino's pouting. Ino just sighed and shook her head.
"Ok, but only because you said you had a bad day," she said as she stopped shaking her head. "Come on, Chouji.
I know you don't have any plans so no excuses!" she yelled as she dragged him down the stairs and to the training
grounds. Shikamaru shook his head at how easily they were tricked. If he was walking out of his apartment wouldn't
that mean he's not resting? He swore to himself that they should work on their brains instead of their bodies. Shikamaru
shrugged and walked down the stairs to go cloud watching. Again he would have to go through the alley to get to
his favorite cloud watching spot since it's the shortest way. He sighed and left the apartment.
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So far nothing bad happened, but he was still alert on going through the alley. Shikamaru's eyes never blinked and
kept shifting side to side. "I just know something's going to happen, but what?" he asked himself as he was half way
through. Again he heard a sound of a few bottles breaking, and he immediately got two kunais out and waited. After
a good minute, he confirmed the cat would not strike. Right when he lowered his kunais, he thought again. Four
claw marks appeared on the other side of his face. "Owww! You damn cat!" he screamed as he dropped his kunais
and fell onto a few trash bags. Shikamaru's head hit something hard, and as he looked up he saw something that
made his eyes and mouth go wide. It was a leg! Shikamaru hurried and lifted two trash bags to reveal a near naked
girl about his age. Shikamaru suddenly had a nose bleed and almost fainted. "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
What do I do?" He asked himself pacing back and forth. "Well I can't take her to the hospital or people will see me
so I'll have to take her to my apartment." After he decided what to do, he picked her up bridal style, and almost fell
over at how heavy she was.
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Shikamaru was in his kitchen with the girl on the table. She only had a long cloth wrapped around her sort of like Kurenia. She had long blond hair and perfect colored skin, but for some reason she had two red and white pod things covering her ears. He slowly reached for the one on the right side of her face. As he touched it he found the red part felt like plastic and was a little see through while the white part, which was below the red part, felt a little like metal but was not see through at all. Shikamaru's eyes suddenly wondered down the girls body, but he stopped himself by slapping his right cheek. "Come on, Shikamaru! You're not a pervert!" he thought to himself as he looked away, but there was something about the ear things on the girls ears that made him want to see if they open. Shikamaru again slowly reached and touched the right one again. He then touched where the red and white parts of the ear thing meet, and he slowly opened it. Inside were two of those things that you put into a T.V., but the weird thing was that they were coming out of her head, and she didn't have an ear! Shikamaru's mouth dropped open as he starred at the cable things, and suddenly the girl started to glow. "What the?!" Shikamaru asked himself. The girl then rose from the table and floated in midair. Slowly the cloth around her unwrapped, and Shikamaru got a nose bleed. His eyes and mouth widened, too, at the sight. "Oh. My. God," was all he could say as the girl's eyes opened slowly.
"Chi," she said as her feet lowered to the table, and she stood on it. Shikamaru just stared and stared until she spoke again, "Chi." It sounded more like she was asking a question then making a statement. Again Shikamaru got a nose bleed and almost fainted.
"Chi?" he said with confusion in his voice. The girl then suddenly smiled, and in a second jumped off the table and
hugged Shikamaru giving him a monstrous nose bleed. He knew something was going to happen in that alley,
but he didn't know it would be like this.
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So how do you like it? If you want to know what the girl looks like watch Chobits. She looks like Chi. Actually she isv Chi. You'll see what I mean. Well review, but no flames. I hate those. Well bye!