Xemnas V.S. Mansex
"Saïx, come and Listen"
"What is it superiour?"
"I've got a new interesting theory about that 'Mansex' guy."
"Oh dear lord..."
"What?"
"Nothing... you were saying?"
"Ah Yes (said in an orgasmic way) I have concluded that ... Mansex must be my alter-ego!"
"...Owkay..."
"Yes... That means he must be just as tall as me...Maybe a bit shorter. His hair must be black and he must have Purple or blue eyes. I myself am more the intelligent type so Mansex must be muscular and maybe a bit stupid."
"Really?"
"Yes. And you know that I don't have much body hair."
"Yes." (Blush)
"So my alter-ego must be hairy. Eventually I came to one conclusion and I still can't believe."
"Namely?"
"Mansex must be... XALDIN!"
"... No kiddin'... " (o.O)
"Let's catch him!"
Later
Xaldin: "Has one of you an idea why Xemnas was chasing me around with a butterfly net?"
A/N: This will be a series of drabbles. Everything between brackets and in italics will be actions or emoticons that describe a feeling.