"John, someone's hacked your blog."
"Other than you, you mean?"
"Yes. Someone's posted a new entry, and it has nothing to do with me or my brilliant deductions."
"My life doesn't revolve around you, Sherlock."
"Debatable. And in any case, your blog does."
"Not any more."
"Are you saying that you posted this?"
"Brilliant deduction."
"Fan Fiction? What is Fan Fiction?"
"I'd think someone as clever as you could deduce that."
"Stories about circulating air?"
"Just click on the link, you git."
"James Bond and Q try out some sexy new inventions together?"
"Read it. You might learn something."
"Oh…"