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Return of the Jedi Fanfiction
Chapter 1
Emperor Palpatine looked down and saw the last few meters of the shaft were narrowing. The force lightning he had just used to try to kill Luke Skywalker caused Darth Vader to throw him down a shaft. When Darth Vader picked him up to throw him, the force lightning went into both Palpatine and Vader. Vader, Luke's father, wanted to see Luke upon his own eyes and asked Luke to help him take off his mask, which, added on to the force lightning, caused Vader to die. Palpatine hit the floor of the shaft and suddenly remembered this part of the Death Star. It would soon open up and release whatever was inside, which most of the time garbage. Before he could hold on, the small door opened and he fell out. Now most of the time he would have a plan B up his sleeve. But this time he had no such thing. According to the technology he had studied on the Death Star, he was falling onto a moon. He tried to get into a better positon for falling, so he was now feet first instead of head first. He heard a loud BOOM and he turned behind him and saw the Death Star exploding. Following that he saw a ship coming out of the fire. But it wasn't a fighter. It was a rebellion ship. "Skywalker" he said quietly, and muttered a curse under his breath. He was about a few thousand meters above the ground of the moon. The tractor beam was disabled from a moon. But again, according to the technology in the Death Star it was a different moon. After he remembered that, he made a huge sigh of relief. He was falling onto the moon of Tatooine, the home planet of Luke and Anakin Skywalker. He was nearing the ground. He estimated that he would hit the ground in about three minutes. After about two minutes he started to brace himself. Then one minute later he landed on the ground. He landed on his legs. It hurt, but nothing broke. He screamed in pain, but after five minutes he was back on his feet. He heard a few noises behind him, but when he looked behind him he realized it was just the dust from when he had hit the ground. He felt something in his head. Then he heard his god talk to him. The god he believed in was called the dark force god. He never learned his real name. He said "Your braveness and fearless self has earned you a new force ability, the force brain." The dark force god said."What does that do, Master? Palpatine replied eagerly. "It enables you to know whatever you need to know when you need to know. For example, try to think where young Skywalker is right now." Palpatine thought and focused on Luke Skywalker and a map. Then suddenly he thought of another moon. The moon that held the tractor beam came into his mind. "My lord, there was a vision of the moon that held the tractor beam to guard the Death Star in my mind." Palpatine said excitedly. He was happy to have a new force ability. He hadn't been rewarded with one for almost fifteen years. "Yes, that is your new ability talking," the Dark Force god said boldly, and then he laughed. "You have also learned two more abilities. One of the abilities is not really an ability but more of a prize". "First I will tell you the ability." "Whenever in danger or in need of rescue, you can just say BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE DARK FORCE GOD, HORACE. HE COMMANDS A SHIP FOR EMPEROR PALPATINE." "Who is Horace, my lord?" Palpatine asked questioningly. "That is your prize. Remember when you always wanted to know my real name? And I said that I will tell you in time?" the god asked hopefully. "Yes, my lord," Palpatine replied quietly. "Well, the time has come. Horace is my name." "My lord, that is a wonderful name", Palpatine said. "Now go, go find young Skywalker, and DESTROY HIM. Then soon the rebellion will be destroyed and we will rule the galaxy."
End of Chapter 1
