Mark Henry's music played as he stood over Evan Bourne, victorious. He walked out of the arena to boos, covered in sweat. As he walked to his car to leave and go home to his wife and kids, Daniel Bryan approached him.
"So you're the World Strongest Man, eh? How come you never go to the ring without a shirt then? You've only got muscle to hide, right?" Bryan chuckled.
"Man, you better shut your trap before I beat your ass!" Henry retorted.
"Look, all I'm saying is: You're Fat. Since your fat, i bet you have a massive penis." Bryan said, with widened eyes.
"Woah, man, that's gay, but true." Henry said, a little freaked out.
Henry started to turn around to open his car door, Bryan shanked him, stripping him naked.
"What the hell?" Henry exclaimed.
Bryan didn't listen. He immediately started munching on his rolls, getting lower. Henry decided enough was enough. He picked him up and slammed him against the car, then positioned him under the car and ran over him, blood spewing everywhere and Bryan screeching moments afterwards. Immediately, security guards came, but Henry instantly killed them with his brute strength, all while butt naked.
Henry took a gun from out of his ass crack, because he rolls like that, and walked down the hallway backstage. He saw Santino Marella. BAM! Dead. This pattern continued until eventually the police were in the arena, getting ready to charge Henry. Henry took a grenade from his rolls, ate the pin (literally), and threw it at the police, killing all in a huge spray of blood. A fountain of blood erupted.
Henry ran with his lightning fast speed to a police car, all while naked, and got into the car, driving away from the arena. At this point, there were helicopters trailing him. While driving, he picks up a car nearby and throws it at the helicopter firing at him. He laughed a deep laugh and decided to pull over and beat his meat, because he was so successful.
Unfortunately, the distraction cost him time, and by then, tanks had appeared in front of him. Randy Orton led one of the tanks in a flak jacket. Henry ejaculated suddenly, causing a tidal wave of semen to wash away the tanks. Randy Orton drowned in semen.
He was still naked.
Suddenly, Aang and Katara showed up on a flying bison. Henry, ate the bison. The two kids then tried to attack Henry, shouting things like
"Black demon!", and "Night Terror!" But he shrugged off their puny attacks with a baritone laugh, then picked them up and crushed Aang. He ripped a hole in the dimensional walls of space time, reached through, and picked up Zuko. He plopped down Zuko and Katara, and said
"You two make a much better couple! He was a celibate 12 year old bald monk! Fuck you Kataangers!" At this point in time, the Transformers had shown up, led by the valiant Optimus Prime, who said to Henry
"Foul Demon, the Autobots will vanquish you!" Henry laughed, then started glowing. he grew to over 50 feet tall. he decked Optimus Prime, then picked him up for The World's Strongest Slam. He did it. The Autobot exploded from the impact, sending Mark Henry flying out into space. He was like
"What the fuck."
He was still naked.