Disclaimer: The fight against Naruto and Pein takes a unfortunate twist...But thanks to Kurama things are back to normal...I guess? I don't own Naruto and tell me how it is and don't automatically assume this is a naruhina thing, just wait but rest assured this is definitely not a narusaku.

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Naruto was covered in blood, scratches and bruises and whatever else, this fight against Pein was nothing like he expect, even with his mastery of the sage mode, it wasn't enough. Pein crouched over Naruto and tried to revive him, Pein actually needs the nine-tails a lot. Before Pein could do anything Naruto grabbed his arm and put his arm weapon thing in his heart, though Naruto wanted to do so much more with his life like bring peace or become hokage he just wasn't strong enough.

Naruto had only one choice but to kill himself, it was for the better of the village. Though Pein's words about a perfect world filled with peace did sound tempting but it couldn't happen. Once Pein or shall we say Nagato were to die his efforts would be lost, hey just because you have the rinnegan doesn't mean your immortal think about Madara.

Hinata rushed over and tried to heal Naruto despite Pein lurching over her shoulders. But she could do nothing it was just too hard, too much pain to face the truth for our shy friend.

"Believe it i'll be okay." Naruto hoarsely assured as he laid on the ground barley able to breathe trying desperately to live long enough to see Hinata and all his friends once more.

"No you won't Naruto you are gonna, gonna..." Hinata cried

"Shush, Hinata I, think that..." But it was too late and it was over.

"No, NARUTO!" Hinata cried the rain was pouring and she gave up and just laid her head down on the spiky blonde's body even though he was dead, tears pouring from her eyes.

In the end without Naruto, Pein left for the time being until the beast reincarnated itself and would mindlessly rampage on the now destroyed village or as so he thought...

"Naruto you damn brat, I'm the one who always has to save your damn butt. Never the less you were a nice host, unfortunaley I can't bring you back to the present, but I can bring you to the past so you can get stronger. And you better get stronger too loser." Kurama grumbled

It was a warm nice day, the birds were chirping the sun was shining and the Naruto was resting peacefully resting in his bed somehow... Naruto woke up with a startle.

"WhattheheckwhereamI?!" The words rolled quickly out of Naruto's mouth and he was very extremely confused

"Wait a second I'm back at home." Naruto muttered as he looked at his dusty old mirror, with very baggy clothes. Naruto had some very strange clothes on, he didn't remember ever buying these clothes.

"Idiot I revived you."

"Wait I DIED?!"

"You don't remember Pein or anything like that or anything in shippuden?"

"But how and why and who is Pein and this is really confusing."

"Well things changed a lot. And I'm not really sure why, but you should see what's happening when you were knocked out, things really really changed."

"Like how?" Naruto slowly asked as he looked out of the window half hoping he was hokage half not.

"Just go! I'm guessing I didn't exactly use that Jutsu correctly, oh well live with it and guess what your'e a damn ninja now so be freaking happy!"

Naruto stumbled out of apartment and saw that Konoha was well Konoha in fact he was approximately late for school! Naruto rushed to the academy just in time too, well he was five minutes late but who cares. Iruka of course chewed Naruto's head off and he ushered him to his seat.

"Today you are all now ninjas and will be assigned to a jonin-level leader and will officially go on missions for Konoha!" Iruka explained

"I, I'm a ninja wait duh yeah I remember that night yes, yes, yes!" Naruto yelled out

"Yeah Naruto you are, you are any ways let's begin. Shikamaru, Choji, and Ino you are assigned to Asuma."

"WHAT NO, I wanted to be with Sas-"

"Too bad, ok next Kiba, Shino, and Hinata you are assigned to Kurenai."

(I wish I was with Naruto) Hinata sighed as she thought to herself slightly staring at Naruto without him noticing she slumped in her chair and decided to day dream about Naruto instead.

"After that we have Sakura, Naruto-"

"Oh no my life is ruined!" Sakura moaned

Sakura was really actually tempted to punch Naruto right there right now but not with Iruka there, besides she had to make a good impression on their new sensei.

"OH YEAH this is-" Naruto started to say until he was cut off

"AND Sasuke-"

"What?! Why does a great ninja like me have be teamed up with a loser like him?!"

"Loser...Naruto you're the loser!" Sasuke shot back, what did he do to deserve such annoying teammates huh?

"Well Naruto I paired the best students with the worst students, Naruto your'e our worst student while Sasuke is the best." Iruka impatiently said while tapping his foot and looking at the clock.

"Uh no-" Naruto started to say as he intensely glared at Sasuke.

"You two be quiet, any who you three will be assigned to Zetsu, ok?"

"Whoa wait, how the hell did Zetsu become team seven's leader, uh what happened to Kakashi hotake?" Kurama sorta asked out loud but Naruto ignored it.

The very next day...

"Humph, Zetsu-sensei is late." Naruto whined eying the clock.

"Let me just set up a little prank here, that's what he gets!" Naruto snickered as he set the eraser filled with chalk dust up on the door frame.

"Naruto don't do that (what am I saying bring it on CHA!)" Sakura scolded

"Meh." Sasuke mumbled "He wouldn't fall for that, right?"

Uh no he didn't a black portal looking thing appeared in the room and slowly Zetsu rose from the portal and it really suprised Naruto a lot.

"Uh Zetsu-sensei how the hell did you do that?" Naruto asked in a questioning tone as he tried to sorta poke sorta look into the portal.

"Well Naruto seeing how you tried to pull a trick on me-"

"To answer your question that jutsu is called mayfly and-" the white half quickly tried to cut off what he was gonna say, they are only kids.

"Yeah who cares, how did you do that?" Naruto said in an annoyed tone still eying the weird portal thing Zetsu was still in.

"It's a secret you little-"

"Well I'd like some fresh air everyone let's go outside!"

A couple minutes later...

"Ok everyone so lets get to know everyone a tad bit better, so let's say our likes, dislikes, and you know our dreams."

"That sounds really stupid." The black half moaned while he slumped on a really uncomfortable rock.

"Shut-up!"

"Ok so let's begins, I'll start first so I like...lot's of stuff really, especially gardening, I dislike a lot of stuff and my dreams well-"

"Can't think of anything hm, oh well so next, Naruto."

"I like ramen and I dislike Sasuke and my dream is to be HOKAGE so people will finally respect me!"

"Well then Naruto, next Sasuke."

"I don't like a lot of things, I dislike just about everything and what I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality to kill a certain someone and restore my clan."

"Someone is touchy, so any ways next is pink head, Sakura right?"

"Well I like Sasuke! And I dislike Naruto and-" Sakura babbled, she sure did wish that Naruto that perv wasn't on he team, he's always like staring at her for some reason.

"Well that's enough of that so now tomorrow were gonna do a survival test ok make sure you do not eat anything yep, those were Kakashi's rules right?"

"Yeah, yeah I think so umm see you tomorrow you brats!"

"Yeah, quite the opposite see you later and remember the rules!"

"Uh who the heck is Kakashi?" Naruto asked wondering why Zetsu has a venus fly trap thingy on his split body.

"Well he's this missing-nin, jonin-level, he used to be cool guy but then he just left."

"Oh."

"And he had a rivalry between bushier brows or something."

"Wow."

"He also has the sharigan a trait special to the Uchiha clan but it's not like a little worm like you would know."

"I know exactly who the Uchiha clan is, they were the greatest clan of all time and poses the sharigan and uh-"

"You know Sasuke is an Uchiha (out of like two members)."

"Yeah we all know that, do you think we're stupid or somethin'?" Naruto asked uzumaki style glaring at him.

"A real knucklehead aren't cha?" Both sides of the split body simultaneously agreed on with their on arms crossed and annoyed tone it's was clear Zetsu was not in the mood.

With that Zetsu left and team seven split up and went back to whatever boring activity they were doing before, seriously what did you expect?

(Wow I really did mess up that jutsu well I wouldn't have to use the jutsu if Naruto was actually strong enough to beat Nagato or Pein or whatever he's calling himself these days.) Kurama thought to himself while he was laying in his sealed up cage trying to think up of ways to pass the time.

Aftermath: So uh it really doesn't start off as humor but it goes into that later.

And yes I know Naruto did not want to die until he became hokage but hey this is a fan fic not a canon.

I'll answer questions next chapter ok if there is some.