(It was late afternoon, and Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were waiting in the usual training field for Kakashi- sensei to show up. It had been later then usual, and Sakura was worried, while Narutp and Sasuke were pissed off.)

"Dammit, where the fuck is Kakashi sensei?!" Naruto complained.

"Shut your piehole, Naruto!" Sasuke said unemotionally.

"Hey, waddya mean 'unemotionally'? There's an exclamation mark at the end of his statement? And besides, why would Sasuke say something like that?" Said a random person walking by, as Sasuke and Naruto called each names (like loser, retard, gay wad, ect.)

"Shut up, just go along with it, we all know the author sucks, but you don't see us complaining about it!" Sakura told the random person whom- was- insulting- my- writing.

Suddenly, some jounin- dude- that- I'm- to- lazy- to- name appears out've one of those annoying clouds of smoke.

cough "Why the fuck can't you people just walk here normally? Why do you have to appear randomly out've those damned clouds of smoke? I mean, some of us have asthma, you know!" Naruto yelled at the Jounin- dude.

"But...its fun..." Protested the jounin- dude.

"I don't give a steaming pile of shit! Just fricken don't do that!" Naruto screamed again.

"Well, whatever, anyway...Kaka-"

Naruto cut him off "Don't you 'whatever' me, you're not going to do that fuking cloud thing again, understand?"

"Uh, yea, I do" Replied random jounin.

"All right, now what were you saying?" Naruto asked, with his eyes closed (god, isn't that annoying?)

"...Kakashi told me to tell you, he's going to be late, because-"

"Well, its kinda to late to tell us that, because we've been waiting here for a fuking 3 hours, thats three times longer then how that scum bag is usually late" Sasuke implied.

"Well, you didn't let me finish, you see there's a reason-"
"He was being a lazy- ass again?" Sakura asked.

The random jounin dude lost his temper.

"WILL YOU LITTLE BRATS LEMME SAY SOMETHING, WITHOUT INTERUPTING, WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU IDIOTS?!"

They sat there silent for a minute, when Naruto broke the silence, "Gosh, jounin, don't be so bitchy..."

"For your information, my name is Jounin- Dude, not just jounin, show some respect...and capitolize it" Snapped the jounin(lol).

"...Anyway, Kakashi told me to tell you, he'd be late because-"

"You told us that already!" Naruto said impatiently.

"...Because...he...was-"
"Stop pausing..." Sasuke ordered.

Jounin clears throat"

"When are you going to tell us" Sakura asked.

Suddenly, the Jounin- dude takes out a kunai, and slits his throat, killing himself. Apparently, he couldn't take it anymore.

Immediately after seeing this, Kakashi jumped out of the tree he was in, where he was watching his students.

"Congradualations, you three idiots have passed my completely pointless test, that has taken the life of an innocent person" Kakashi told them.

"Huh, but I though you were late, or something, I wasn't listening" Naruto said.

"Oh, I was in that tree right there the whole time, but I wish you guys hadn't tooken your time, my ass hurts" Kakashi told them.

"But, why exactly?" asked Sakura.

"Oh, just to see some descent suicidal action, and to see if you guys are really that annoying." Kakashi replied.

"But, what was this fool trying to tell us then?" Naruto asked, kicking the dead body, and poking it with a stick.

"Well, I led him on to believe, that I was going to be attacked by giant, scary cannibalized hobo clowns near this time, and it would probably take me a while to defeat them. Seeing as how their smelliness would paralyze me." Kakashi answerd.

"Nice" Sasuke commented.

"Yea, but-" Sakura started

"But what?" Kakashi asked

"That guy died without a proper name, its only fair that we give him a really kewl one" Sakura said.

"I agree" agreed Naruto (hah)

"How about...Jimmy?" Asked Sasuke.

"Yea, Jimmy" Said Naruto and Sakura.

"How about...Kakashi jr.?" Kakashi suggested.

"Dude, what's your problem?"

Author person : I'll make more, if at least one person gives a review.