Monday 22nd December. 17.19
Astrid Hofferson (on)
Hiccup Haddock (on)
Hiccup! Where the hell are you?
What's on milady?
I'm at your porch.
I want you to go shopping Christmas gifts with me.
I am with dad in the company.
He is still going on with that "someday I'll be leading this" and that "it's time for me to learn".
Hiccup, that's cool!
Mah, not so much.
Have my own plans.
I thought your dad already assumed that you wanna be a pilot.
Yeah. In theory, he did.
How much you'll stay there?
Until I can run away, maybe in two or three hours.
Will you go buying the gifts?
Guess I'll do but I don't wanna go alone.
What about Ruffnut?
Planning jokes with Tuff.
By the way, take care when you open your e-mails.
I will have that on mind
Ok, if you're not coming I'll ask Fishlegs or Snotlout.
Wathever.
Fishlegs? Snotlout? Really? Snotlout?!
Come on, Astrid, really?
Man, you're the one who's always saying we have to act like partners.
That's what I'll do, babe.
As you want.
Hiccup Haddock (off)
Last connection 17.43
Monday 22nd December. 22.43
Astrid Hofferson (on)
Hiccup Haddock (on)
So you're brave enough to re-show your face.
Blame dad, he opened the bathroom door.
You were ACTUALLY texting me from the bathroom?
Re-show? That's a legit word?
Whatever. Tell me, you were?
Yes.
How was your date with Snotlout?
Date with Snotlout? You're crazy?
I can't stand being close to him.
Fishlegs then?
I dated no one.
Just picked Stormfly and went for a walk.
You could tell me you were taking your cockatoo.
Yep, I could but didn't wanted you to not being jealous.
I wasn't jealous.
Okay, you'll have to admit that later.
Sleep attack here.
Goodnight, milady.
Night babe.
Last connection 0.14
Tuesday 23rd December. 9.16
Astrid Hofferson (on)
Hiccup Haddock (off)
Hiccup!
Wahtons?
Sleeping?
Yeah. What's on?
Snotlout'll do a Snoggletog party this night in his cellar.
Coming?
Snogg-what?
Snoggletog. Viking fest I think. Coming?
Will you insist me to go the whole day?
Sure.
Then I'll go.
Can I sleep again?
I guess.
Hiccup Haddock (off)
Last connection 9.19
Tuesday 23rd December. 20.03
Astrid Hofferson (on)
Hiccup Haddock (on)
About what hours will you go to Snoopleton, milady?
It's Snoggletog and something just happened.
By the way, if you have a child, what'd you name you'll choose?
And you're asking because…
Ruff's pregnant.
WHAT?
Just kidding. Stormfly had babies and I don't know how to call them.
Whatever. I've got something to say to you…
What's all the stuff of 'milady'?
Don't you like it?
Didn't write that. It's just… so Hiccup.
What would you think if I start writing you like a mediaeval damsel?
I would not mind it, my beautiful lady.
Oh, so it'll go like this, my knight in shining armor.
Milady, may this devoted servant dare to pick your highness up in my black horse?
Of course, sir, that I'd like to ride your motorbike.
Then I can't wait until see you, milady.
Same here babe.
Wednesday 24th December. 13.39
Astrid Hofferson (on)
Hiccup Haddock (on)
Have hangover?
No. I spent the whole night with the same Cherry Heering glass.
I did not even drink it all.
My head hurts a bit. And you know that I'm alcohol resistant.
Whatever, what's your plan for tonight?
Family dinner. Snotlout and his parents will come so I cannot evade it.
How about you?
Same. Without Snotlout happily.
But I've got a better plan.
Did you see the park Giant Christmas Tree?
Yes, I'm not blind yet.
Do you think you'll can sneak out and meet me there?
After midnight probably.
Sure. That's a treat.
Um, yeah… may I ask what we'll do there?
Of course you can ask… sadly I won't reply.
You are so evil you cannot even imagine.
Thanks.
Thursday 25th December. 03.08
Astrid Hofferson (on)
Hiccup Haddock (on)
We should sleep now, Hiccup.
And are you actually blaming me about your sleeplessness?
Ha. Ha. You're so funny you can't even imagine.
We must be happy that no one heard us sneaking out.
Or sneaking in.
Hey Hiccup.
Didn't you just say we should sleep?
I said nothing. I wrote.
And what I wanted to write now was foolish.
What was that?
Nothing.
Come on, Astrid… imagine me doing a baby dragon face.
Hahahaha that's a very funny mind picture.
You just meant adorable.
Not, funny.
You looked adorable today, right after we kissed.
Well, actually after you kissed me.
And you looked funny… like a baby dragon face.
What did you wanted to say/write to me?
That I like you.
I like you too, Astrid.
Punches included in the combo?
As I have been saying since years ago, I could get used to.
A/N It was very funny to write this and I hope you will find it funny too :3. I think that I'll add more drabbles like this (hopefully longer), so any idea or critique you have, please leave it in the reviews. I'll read them all ;)
Oh, and there's another thing, do you remember when in HTTYD2 Hiccup can't say Drago Bludvist and messes up all the word? Well the same happened with "Snoggletog".