Annie's game night is a relative success so far. Except that Britta insisted they keep playing Monopoly until she actually won against Jeff. Then Jeff started condescendingly throwing paper money at her.
"Here, pay for you rent sweetie."
"Don't throw hundred dollar bills at me. I'm not a stripper."
"Of course not, you offer the much classier service of letting middle-aged men drink shots out of your bellybutton on Tummy Tuesdays."
"If I didn't know better I'd say you were jealous of them."
Britta loses the remainder of her money while she's talking.
"Oh look at that. I won."
The group unanimously decides that Jeff must be cheating, because he's had far too many glasses of wine to win by using his smarts. Meanwhile Jeff started flinging notes in the air as his own personal confetti shower. That ruins Monopoly for everyone and they go play Yahtzee.
But in the middle of the 5th game, Britta decides she needs a cigarette break.
"Jeff," Annie suddenly asks, "could you keep Britta company? You know, dangerous neighbourhood and everything."
"Why choose Jeff?," Abed asks, running the scenarios in his head after the two had left. "They're going to be flirting out there for hours and we'll have to start the game without them."
"Exactly. We don't have to listen to their endless snarking any longer." "Devious." says Abed. He looks impressed. Annie blushes. "Thanks."
Shirley sighs "Don't you two start."
"Oh," Britta wrinkles her nose. "It's raining".
"It's nice," says Jeff.
"How? It's endlessly noisy and ruins everyone's plans," says Britta.
With a smirk Jeff says "Exactly, guess it reminds me someone." Britta rolls her eyes but smiles a little too.
"Of course it reminds you of me - refreshing, nurturing…"
"Dramatic, unpredictable…"
"Is incredibly cool"
Jeff looks at Britta like that was the worst pun ever.
"Ummm…" Britta wonders what events in her life led her into a competition involving comparing herself to rain. She's not sure but she is sure that she wants to win.
"Is a necessity of life…?"
Jeff laughs. "And I thought I was the one with the ego."
"It's not an ego when you truly are this awesome"
It's Jeff's turn to roll his eyes.
Britta remembers she hasn't smoked her cigarette yet. She then remembers she quit three months ago and she made up that excuse to get out of Yahtzee.
Jeff doesn't know she quit and assumes his charm distracted her from smoking. Because of this he thinks of himself as her saviour. He is definitely the one with the ego. They go back inside just in time for game 3 of Uno.
