I'd like to start us off on rather good terms. So I'm going to say my full name. Maximum Martinez Ride. Whatever floats your boat really. Problem? Didn't think so. Now before you go clicking out of this god-damn story stop. Your life is in danger. If you put this supposed 'work of fiction' away with just reading this small 'note' then don't be surprised if your family is sliced and diced into tiny itty-bitty pieces when you wake up. Did I scare you? Good. Now to the real fun stuff. This isn't just a note, I wouldn't waste my life for a simple note, now would I? This is a warning. A warning from me. The world is ending and only you, the human race, can stop it.
-Max