by TAFKAE
(to the tune of "Spirit in the Sky")
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When I die and collapse to the floor
Technically I won't exist anymore
But the dubbers can't say Hell
Which means a trip to the Shadow Realm
Goin' down to that Shadow Realm
That's where I'm gonna go, instead of Hell
When I fall fifty floors to my death
Won't get to make any gross bloody mess
(uber-cool guitar solo)
Can't have a bomb, it's unorthodox
Gotta have a magic shadow box
So you know that when it's done
They're gonna point a finger at you
Instead of point a gun
Goin' down to the Shadow Realm
That's where you're gonna go, instead of Hell
So when you get impaled by a card
You're only gonna go to the graveyard
(another uber cool guitar solo)
Never been a killer, I never killed
I got a friend in dubbers
So when I point my hand at you
I'm gonna send you to the "Next Dimension" --
*koff koff* I mean "Shadow Realm" too
Oohhhhh yeah you're going to the Shadow Realm too
That's what I do to you when you lose
Whether I am a good guy or bad
Either way you ain't gonna be dead
You never ain't gonna be dead
You laahk, you laahk, one dolla!
No, seriously. Well, hope y'all liked it.
(o^.^o) The Artist Formerly Known As Ed
(who by the way is going to kill her brothers, because they're annoying and they never listen and they smell funny)