The Giant Cinnamon Raisin Bagel

by Farting Palutena

Upon talking to the farting Lady Palutena, Donkey Kong and Bowser Junior find themselves being rolled around by a giant cinnamon raisin bagel, causing the two Smashers to chase it as a request from Nana! Can the two get it back, or will Palutena poop her pants accidentally?

"You know, we haven't done anything fun lately!" Donkey Kong commented as he faced Bowser Junior, with both of them walking through the boy's lounge.

"Well, all we usually do is just race around and hit each other with dumb items." Bowser Jr. pointed out as they exited The Room, bumping into the lovely flatulent Lady Palutena, who was releasing her wonderful, deep pitched farts.

"Hey guys!" Palutena greeted as she waved her right hand, wearing a pair of the Wii Fit Trainer's tight black yoga pants as she lifted her right leg and let out a trombone fart. "What are you doing recently?"

"Getting away from you, for one!" Bowser Jr. stated as he pinched his nose, glaring at the grassy green goddess. "Can't you go stink up the bathroom or something, Grosstena? Why do you always have to fart?"

"Because I need to pass gas in order for me to pass Peach as the gassiest Smasher!" Palutena stated as she swung her hips, leaning forward and releasing a raunchy fart as she sighed of relief. "It appears that I still need practice."

"Practice? You're crapping your pants!" Donkey Kong remarked in a joking manner as he waved his burly arms in the air.

As Palutena checked the back of her yoga pants to see if she did mess herself, a giant cinnamon raisin bagel that was as tall as Palutena came rolling down, getting Donkey Kong and Bowser Jr. as it rolled all the way down the hallway, with the bagel bouncing in the air as it left behind two flattened Smashers, who popped back up as the pink clad girl Ice Climber, Nana, approached them.

"Oh, did you guys see that giant bagel?" Nana asked as he held Bowser Jr.'s hands, shaking her head. "I need it back! I was gonna give it to a good cause, but it rolled away from me!"

"Sounds like an adventure to me." Donkey Kong stated as he became determined, placing his hands on his hips. "We'll get you back the giant bagel, Nana!"

"We will?" Bowser Jr. commented as he squinted his eyes. "What's the alternate?"

Palutena farted a big butt blast at the three Smashers, with it specifically targeting Donkey Kong and Bowser Jr. as they went blasting off again towards the bagel, which was rolling through the Garden of Hope as it then went throgh a warp, with the two Smashers blasting right into it.