Office Mayhem
By: DMEX
Nothing is mine
It was another day in Kaiba Corp. offices. Then again, that's where the miserable bastard Seto Kaiba worked at anyway; so what did you expect? Let's be honest; the only thing he cared about besides his baby brother was finding a way to kick Yugi's sorry ass in a Duel. Other than that, Kaiba didn't have or want much of a 'personal life'.
If there was something he hated more than Yugi and his friends it was women, mainly Tea Gardner. He would NEVER EVER want a relationship with her. In fact, the next time he hears her speak, he would like nothing more than to stick a pencil in his eye socket to avoid a confrontation. Besides Tea Gardner, he "hated" Ishizu though he would never admit it.
It was getting late and Kaiba was starting to finish today's work. Just as he was about to leave, he heard "THEM"! Little! Tiny! Gassy! And wasted out of their tiny little minds! Yes, the squirrels are back and still involved with a food smuggling scheme, but this time; they hit the jackpot!
"What the hell?" asked our dumb founded anti-hero. The fat one farted as the accomplice took a swig of whisky. Kaiba had been involved with a lot of strange things but this was probably the most weirdest and the most fucked up thing he had ever seen.
"Get out of the ice box before I get an exterminator!" snapped the anti-hero CEO. They both got up of their wasted stupor; pulled up their bellies like they were in some sort of old school cartoon; like they are going to fight.
It was when Kaiba looked a little closely when he realized what they had been planning to do. "You little rodents are involved with a food smuggling scheme aren't you!" The squirrels just chattered (some of it probably vulgarity.)
"Who are you working for? That mutt Joey Wheeler?" demanded Kaiba. One of them pulled out a mallet and hit Kaiba on the foot. And damn; did it hurt!
Kaiba: Get me my Whack-a-Mole Mallet!
*(Intercom): Are you thinking about joining us at Chest-A-Cheezies, Mr. Kaiba?
Kaiba: Don't ask irrelevant questions, just do it!
(The ingoing mail tube spits out the Whack-A-Mole mallet)
You think that's the end of them? Well guess again! While Kaiba was waiting for his mallet; the squirrels escaped with everything in the ice box. And when Kaiba found out…
Kaiba: You little rodents better not come back! Because when you return, I'll make sure I'm prepared!
And as for the squirrels…
-Chest-A-Cheezies-
(Video game noises and game bells going off)
Squirrel 1: Chatter (We made a bundle with the loot!)
Squirrel 2: Chatter (Our pizza awaits us!)
(END?)