The Nature Boy vs The Kurosakis
By: DMEX
Nothing is mine. Something I thought of last week
-Backstage in the iMPACT Zone-
Matt Morgan and Kaz are out cold
Robert Rhoode: Hey you!
(Ichigo turns around)
Ichigo: And what the hell do you drunkards want?
James Storm: I hope you know what you got yourself into!
(thunderous blow, everything turns pitch black)
-Sometime Later in the iMPACT Zone-
Flair: Wake him up! WOO!
(smacks to the face, crowd boos)
Mike Tenay: How wise is this for Fortune to slap Ichigo Kurosaki?
Tazz: They'll have to learn the hard way.
Ichigo: Would you get the hell off me!
Takes out Beer Money with a single blow
Flair: Don't you EVER put your hands on Fortune!
Ichigo: First off, Ric Flair; why do your henchmen suck?
(crowd roars into laughter)
AJ Styles: Did you just disrespect the Great Ric Flair!
Flair: I'm a wrestling GOD! YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT YOU BLOODTHIRSTY ANIMAL!
Ichigo: Show some respect to a wrestling God… That's believable…
(table flies out of the iMPACT Zone)
Ichigo (angry): ALONG WITH FLYING PIGS, EVOLUTION, THE TOOTH FAIRY AND THE 4 HORSEMEN!
Tazz: Where'd he get the table?
Mike Tenay: Good question and why did Ichigo throw it out of the iMPACT Zone?
(Karin enters the ring with a steel chair at some point)
Mike Tenay: Who the hell is that?
Tazz: That's Ichigo's sister, Karin!
Flair (angry): YOU SHUT UP! WOO!
Ichigo (angry): YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!
Flair (angry): NO! YOU SHUT UP! WOO!
Ichigo (angry): I SAID: "YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS!"
Karin (angry): Both of you…
(beats them both with a steel chair)
Karin (angry): …SHUT THE HELL UP!
Tazz: Oh, boy… This is going to get ugly.
Flair: Karin, you just made the biggest mistake of your life…!
Karin: Actually, you did. Physically you have the body of an old fart, but you have the emotional mind of a preschool kid.
(everyone in the iMPACT Zone roars into laughter, even Sting and Kevin Nash up in the rafters has a smartass smirk on his face. Eric Bischoff, Miss Tesmaker and Hulk Hogan are laughing their asses off in the back. Dixie Carter has an approving look on her face)
Tazz: So funny but true!
Mike Tenay: Did you see the look on Fortune and Ric Flair's face?
Flair (angry): WHO THE HELL-
Karin low blows Flair and he passes out from exhaustion from yelling at Ichigo and Karin
Tazz: A Low Blow with a single punch! That's shades of Yusuke Urameshi right there!
Mike Tenay: Even Kuwabara at that.
Tazz: Kuwabara sucks.
Mike Tenay: She's not even in High School and she beat up Ric Flair like it was nothing.
Ichigo (angry): NOW APOLOGIZE AND GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE OR I'LL DO WHAT I DID TO MATT MORGAN, KAZ AND ABYSS ONTO YOU!
(everyone in Fortune screams in fear and runs away taking Ric Flair with them)
Tazz: You mean Ichigo took out Abyss!
Mike Tenay: Single handedly?
-Locker Room-
(Abyss is out cold)
Tazz: He did it!
Mike Tenay: Ichigo took out Abyss! How in the hell did he do that?
(End?)