Author's Note: Harro~ I've had this account for a while but I don't think I've actually published anything, if I have I think I've deleted it. I might not continue this story. But I'd like to try to anyway. Even if no one decides to waste their time and read it.
Disclaimer: Cause I really need one right? I'm sure we all know I would not be writing this if Kingdom Hearts was my actual creation.
Death By Chocolate
That Odd Thing
It doesn't take much to get a reaction. Blow up a sky scraper and you get shock. Maybe a little surprise mixed in. In a way getting this sort of reaction is simple. Then again that really isn't something anyone would consider to be simple. This is beside the point. I guess I'm just rambling now. I was trying to go for some sort of analogy. Shut up. It's not that simple. Anyway, in this analogy I'm considered said sky scraper, the beautiful blond bombshell is his girlfriend, and that brings us to the ice cream parlor. Drowning myself in a bowl of death by chocolate ice cream.
It's pretty crowded on the weekends, so why was Roxas risking his sanity at the ice cream shop? Perhaps it was because he'd already lost his sanity. All he knew was he wanted ice cream and to think in a round about way. Thus causing lame analogies having to deal with sky scrapers and bombs and best friends. Too caught up in his world, he missed when someone happened to invade his bubble space and sit in the chair across from him. This person however, also happened to be too preoccupied in his own chaotic world. So it was okay that they both didn't realize one another's presence.
Oddly enough that thing called coincidence happened. They were both eating the same type of ice cream. Riku was the first to notice this. Instead of pointing this out, he reached into his jacket pocket pulling out fortune cookies. Stolen fortune cookies, but you can't really steal something they give away for free. Or at least this was the mindset that Riku had, while he'd been stealing the cookies.
This paragraph is completely optional. You are welcome to skip it, however if you'd like to find out the tale of the stolen fortune cookies please read on. See, these cookies had been sitting out on top of the counter, in a box, at the entrance of one of the many Chinese restaurants in the city. This restaurant was where Riku had been asked by his two best friends Kairi and Sora to meet. Sora and Kairi if you prefer. They had decided that this atmosphere, of which some Chinese version of some song he swears is something from the 60's is playing in the background. Where he swears that the dim lights are not for mood lighting but for hiding how dirty this place is. Yes this atmosphere was perfect to tell him that they would be getting married. And so on the way out, after giving his auto response of congrats he'd decided stealing a couple of free fortune cookies for dessert was not such a bad thing.
If you skipped the above paragraph I'm sorry, I lied to you. You kind of need to read it. For everyone else, we continue with why Riku was pulling out the much talked about fortune cookies. Riku had discovered that crushed to bits fortune cookie was the best ice cream topping in the world. Why ice cream parlors were not up to date with such a revelation was beyond Riku's comprehension.
It was the sound of crushed to death cookies that brought Roxas out of his next, just as lame analogy thoughts. He watched as the person across from him rolled his fingers around the cookie and crushed it, making sure to drop only cookie bits over his ice cream and tossing the fortune. This was when Roxas noticed the odd coincidence of having the same type of ice cream. Instead of pointing this out, Roxas reached across the table and took the fortune. It read
"You are a happy man"
To which that odd thing called coincidence happened again.
"Oh, the irony" They both said.