Phineas and Ferb: School's Out: The Musical
Note: This isn't a parody of the FOP TV Movie
AKA: The Platypus that Saved Summer Vacation
Chapter 1
"Uhhhhhh, this is sooooo hard!" Candace complained as she hit her head on her desk with her final unfinished. "Why do we have to take these exams on the last day?"
"Because we're in high school." Stacy reassured her friend. Candace looked at her friend, and groaned again.
"Candace relax." Stacy told her. She looked at the clock. "You got five minutes until school lets out for the summer; you can do it!"
"No I can't!" Candace whined. "I'll never get this stupid test done in five minutes. When the bell rings, everyone will go and party, while I'm still be here taking this exam. I'll miss the first minutes of freedom, miss being with my friends when the bell rings, miss Jeremy, and have to take summer school all because I didn't finish the last question on this test! My summer will be ruined, and I have to wait another 365 days for the next one. Ugh!"
"Candace." Stacy said. "You can finish on time if you only focus." She noticed that Candace was dreamily glancing at Jeremy. "And that means no drooling over your boyfriend until you finish!" Candace went back to reality, and looked at her friend.
"You're right Stac." She agreed. "But its sooo complicated, ugh!" She sat up in her desk. "Remember in middle/elementary school when you didn't take finals on the last day? All you did was have fun, sign yearbooks, and laugh with your friends. I miss those glory days. My brothers are so lucky. Ugh, it's sooo unfair!" Stacy looked serious.
"Just finish girl." Candace knew she was right, sighed, and looked once again, at the last problem.
"What does the hint "Metal to Ground?" mean in space?" Candace read. Well that's stupid. Candace thought to herself. There is no ground in space, so how… then she remembered what Phineas told her when they were in outer space the summer before.
Of course, Negative to metal! The teenager then shaded in the correct dot on her scantron. She was done!
"Phrew!" Candace wiped her brow in relief. "Finally, I'm done. I guess thinking about my little brothers helped. Now I can just relax and never have to worry about it all summer long. She raced in front of the room, waving her finished test in the teacher's face. The teacher put down her book to look.
"I'm done Mrs. Opec. I'm finally done! Now I don't have to stay after, I'm all finished." Mrs. Opec took Candace's test.
"Finally Miss Flynn.!" She said. "What took you so long? Have you been yapping all this time and daydreaming?"
"Well yeah." Candace admitted. "But it was also super hard! Not cool for the last day of school, know what I'm saying?" The teacher ignored Candace, put her book down, stood up, and went to put her test in the pile with the others.
The bell rang. The high schoolers got out of their desks, and headed for their lockers.
"Hey, the bell rang and I got done with my exam." Candace observed. "Just in time. Now I don't have to stay late finishing it, I'm already done!"
"See what being focused and not drooling over your boyfriend during your test can bring you?" Stacy asked.
"Quick! Let's go see if Jeremy needs help with his bags!" Stacy sighed, as she followed her friend who went after Jeremy.
"Aw finally the last day of school." Phineas said as he was signing Isabella's yearbook. "What a kid dies for waiting since the beginning of May. Another school year has come and gone." Phineas sighed. "It's a wonderful feeling, don't you agree?"
"Aw yes." Baljeet agreed. "No more worrying about getting good grades, course." He chucked. "I always do, but still, it's nice to leave it all behind, know what I mean?"
"Yeah." Phineas said. "No more homework, classes, worrying about grades. Just sit back and relax until next school year. That's the life I tell you! It never gets better then that! And you know what's so special about this school year ending? We graduate from the fifth grade! Time to head on over to the Middle School next year, and show them what we're all about!"
"I bet you get to invent stuff again." Isabella predicted.
"You bet!" Phineas told her. "What's the point of summer without having awesome fun? Phineas and Ferb are here to make sure everyone has a rockin' summer!"
"Glad to hear it." Phineas closed Isabella's yearbook, and handed it back to her.
"Here you go Isabella." He said. "I hope you like it." Phineas took his from Isabella's.
"I hope you like mine too. Guess what? Around your name, I surrounded them with all sorts of sweet, wonderful, lovely hear…"
"That's great Isabella." Phineas interrupted her. "I'll read it later. Look!" He pointed to the clock. "14 more seconds until the last bell. Let's count it down. "10…" Everybody joined in the countdown. Isabella sighed.
"Fine, okay later." She said, and she joined in. "5, 4, 3, 2, 1!"
The bell rang, signaling the ending of school for the year. Every kid in Dansville Elementary cheered loudly as they got their backpacks, and raced for the buses. As they ran to the buses; the kids all burst into song.
"Hay kids!" Phineas stated singing. "What's that sound? My, it's the start of summer vacation! Our longest vacation from education! Summer is cool man; it's time to grab our beach towels and heads towards the nearest pool. It's our vacation from education!"
"Our vacation from education!" The Fireside Girls chorused. Baljeet joined in.
"No more homework, no more assignments, no more teachers, grades, or classes. It's us kids' turn to really shine!" Isabella sighed dreamily.
"This summer, I hope someone realizes he's all mine!" Phineas looked puzzled.
"What're you talking about Isabella?" Isabella sighed.
"Never mind." Phineas shrugged, and continued.
"It's our vacation from education! Time to lie under the sun, and feel its heat!" Buford joined in.
"Wimpy kids I get to beat!" He looked at Baljeet. Baljeet smiled guiltily. Then Baljeet ran as Buford chased him, screaming.
"It's our vacation from education!" Phineas told a crying girl. "Don't need to cry." The girl then perked up as she ran for the bus.
"And if I still lived in England," Ferb sang. "I would still have school until mid-July!"
"So every kid, hear the news; it's our vacation from education, yes our vacation from education." Then all the kids sang. "It's our vacation from education!"
All the kids run to their buses, and the buses drove them home.
"Greetings Agent P." The Major greeted the Agent platypus as the semi aquatic mammal sat in his chair, ready for his assignment.
"As useural Dr. D is up to no good. He's working on his latest invention. Go and stop him. Good luck Agent P! The tri-state area always rest on your hands." The agent saluted, turned of the monitor, got on his hover car, started the engine, and was off to Doof's apartment.
Perry parked his hover car on the roof, and went inside his nemesis's apartment room.
Sure enough, as his boss mentioned, Dr. D was working on his latest invention.
"Excellent I'm done!" The doctor said as soon as he finished. Perry stood in his fighting position. Dr. D noticed him.
"Aw Perry the Platypus." The doctor greeted. "What opportune timing! I'm done with my invention for the day." He pressed a button on a remote he just grabbed. A cage fell on the platypus agent, trapping him. Perry glared madly at the doctor as he laughed evilly.
"Perry the Platypus, now that I trapped you, look outside and tell me what you see." The doctor pointed at the window. Perry just looked at him.
"Oh right." The doctor realized. "You're trapped; you can't look, can you?" The platypus nodded. "Well here, let me help you with that." With that, the doctor carried his nemesis cage to the window. It was heavy for him.
"Quick look Perry the Platypus!" Dr. D told him. "Before I loose my grip. This is so heavy with you inside. Ugggh!"
The platypus looked outside. He saw the roof and chattered.
"You see the roof? Just look beyond that Perry the Platypus, and hurry! I can't hold on much longer!"
The agent mammal looked outside, beyond the roof. He then saw happy kids, playing and running on the sidewalks. Perry smiled. They much be excited about School being let out for the summer. Along with those happy children, Phineas and Ferb were probably also happy that they don't have to go to school again until the fall.
"I got to let you down now Perry the Platypus." Dr. D put the cage back on the floor, out of breath. Perry looked at him.
"Did...you...see happy children?" Dr. D asked exhausted. Perry nodded.
"Well…, just a sec Perry the Platypus, I need water." With that, the doctor pulled out a water bottle, opened it, and drank it. When he was done with the whole bottle, he threw it away.
"Aw, that hit the spot!" He said. He looked at Perry, and then went over to his machine.
"Anyhow." Dr. D continued. "You're probably wondering what this baby can do." Perry nodded.
"Well, you probably know by now that since I'm evil, I hate happy kids." The platypus agreed with a nod.
"Happy kids mean I can't get my evil work done. So, I designed this machine for kids to stay in school all the time, 24/7." Perry looked at him.
"That's right Perry the Platypus. Instead of spending the summer on exciting vacations, the beach, or getting ice cream from the ice cream truck; they'll be stuck in school for the rest of their childhoods!" Dr. D laughed evilly. Perry looked at him, shocked.
"This is a good thing Perry." Dr. D told him. "Children needs education for their futures, don't you want your owners to be smart?" Perry thought about this and nodded. True, kids needed their education, but in school 24/7? He didn't feel right about this.
"As always, this scheme is backed up with a back story. But, I think its best explained in song form." With that Dr. D took out his cardboard banjo, and began to sing.
"My mother and father always taught me staying in school is the right thing to do." Dr D sang as he strung his banjo. "But when school got out in the summer, they said that wasn't cool."
"They said Rodger and I have to stay in school if we didn't want to wind up as ignorant fools. They said, even in the summer, we must attend school. So, as you see I never had a break." He then began tap dancing.
"Never had a break, never had a break from school. It wasn't at all cool. I told them being in school while my friends were out was just not fair. But guess what? They just didn't care! I was stuck in school all day so my teacher could teach, while my friends were having fun on the beach! So kids today are lucky, because I never had a break.
My folks said that until we graduate, then we could celebrate. But until then we had to stay in school all day. No matter what we tried, we just didn't get our way! Cutting school just wouldn't pay!
So in conclusion, I never had a break, never had a break! Oh yeah, I never had a… BREAK!"
Perry applauded when his nemesis was done. Dr. D then went to the machine. Perry started to unscrew the screw holding the cage together.
"Now adios summer vacation!" The doctor went to press the button. Perry escaped the cage, and was about to stop him, but it was too late. The doctor has already pressed the button. He laughed evilly.
"You're too late Perry the Platypus!" Dr. D cheered and laughed. "You're too late. Get ready to have year long schooling 24/7!" The machine made sounds, then started shooting lasers around the whole area. Dr. D continued laughing, as Agent P stood frozen in a shocked standstill.
Phineas, Ferb, and friends skated on their skateboards on a sidewalk lining with stores. They were wearing their safety gear.
"WHOO HOOO!" Phineas cheered. "No more school until September, isn't that terrific guys?" His friends agreed. Ferb gave his brothers the thumbs up sign. "Phineas and Ferb are back for another summer of fun! WHOO WHOO, I can't wait! This will be the best summer ever! WHOO!"
Suddenly, the kids saw other kids gathered around the TV store window. The skateboarding kids stopped.
"Hmmm, wonder what's up." Phineas wonder out loud. He and his friends looked at the TVs in the window with the other kids. The news was on.
"Attention kids of Dansville, this just in." Reported a newsperson. "The Mayer just reminded us that school is very important for your futures. I'm afraid that you won't have summer vacations any more." The kids gasped. "So, tomorrow all children of Dansville will report to school, and stay in it for the rest of your childhoods. I'm sorry, but mayor's rules, and this is for your own good. Happy learning kids!" The TV switched to more news people with more news.
"I can't believe it." Isabella said. "More school?" She then noticed Phineas looking sad. "Phineas, are you alright?" Phineas looked sad at the sky.
"More school?" he asked. "But…but…, we'll suppose to be done with it."