Edward Goes to Prison
By Livicullen01 and WriterHorse32
A blonde haired sarcastic dude was having a terrible morning. First he gets woken up by police sirens then looks out his window to see that they're here for him. Then his girlfriend's dad gets a bullhorn and screams into it.
"Come out now, you're surrounded, Edward?" His girlfriend's dad screamed. As soon as that was said everyone in the household ran into Edward's room, the bad thing was that he had on only his boxers.
"Edward what did you do?" asked Jasper in a very annoyed tone. 'Man,' thought Edward for a mood changer he sure is depressed.'
"Yeah, dude, what did you do?" asked Emmett. Then Edward thought and thought and thought and he found five thousand things that he was probably getting arrested for. One was stealing a puppy from a little girl on the street. Another one was breaking into the jewelry store and sucking the blood from the old dude's cat. The biggest one was probably swiping Bella away from her dad in the middle of dinner and taking her to New Mexico and then accidentally leaving her there.
"Well…" Edward said.
"You stole a puppy again didn't you?" asked Rosalie.
"Well maybe, probably, yes," Edward answered.
"Why do you keep doing that you don't even like dogs!" Screamed Carlisle.
"I'm collecting them," Edward mumbled back.
"What was that?" asked Jasper, already hearing what he had said.
"I collect them okay!" said Edward.
"WHAT!" Came the one word that echoed in the room.
"Just get out here Edward," Screamed Bella's dad.
"What am I under arrest for?" asked Edward.
"For leaving my daughter in New Mexico!" Bella's dad said, "Get in the car now Cullen."
Edward followed the orders, getting in to the police cruiser and being hand-cuffed.
This isn't even the worst part of the whole thing yet. For one example, orange isn't the best color for a vampire and being pale and sparkly in sunlight isn't going to leave the best mark on the ex-cons and murderers of Forks prison. What a terrible, terrible, situation our dear Edward has gotten himself into.