Disclaimer- I do not own Nabari no Ou or Miharu in any way. Oh how I wish I did, but they belong to Yuhki Kamatani.

A/N: I just decided to write this because we all know it would be so much fun to annoy little Miharu. ^.^

30 Ways to annoy the crap out of Miharu

Call him Asashi repeatedly. (I think that's how to spell his moms name…)

Tell him Raimei wants to go on a date with him.

Tell him that he should date Kouichi.

Replace all of his clothes with pretty, frilly dresses.

Follow him around and ask him over and over "Why didn't you save Yoite?"

Tell him that Thobari-sensei is the best teacher EVER!

Tell him to show a little emotion sometimes!

Spread rumors that he is dating Raimei.

Tell him that he is the most horrible ninja ever.

Point your finger at him and act like you are using the Kira.

Ask him how it feels to have his moms face.

Follow him around and ask every five minutes "Do you remember yet?"

Ask him if the Shinra Bansho is a Yaoi Fangirl.

Tell him that Juji has a crush on him.

Call him a Fangirl.

Tell him that he is the most adorable thing you have ever seen.

Tell him to stop being an Emo kid.

Tell him that he cant have Yoite.

Kidnap Yoite and refuse to give him back.

Ask if he enjoys reading Yaoi manga?

Keep poking him until he shows some emotion. When he finally does, you giggle and run away.

Insult his cooking.

Tell him that his grandma says she wants her Yaoi manga back. (From video on Youtube called Counting Manga with Miharu and Yoite)

When he is doing something important, tell him that Gau and Raiko want to double date with him and Yoite.

Constantly tell him to make you a glass of Lemon Tea.

Randomly ask him "So when do I get to meet your parents?"

Send him a love letter and say its from Yoite.

Steal Thobari's cigarettes and blame it on Miharu.

Dress up like Yoite and follow him around silently.

Show this list to all of his closest friends so they can torture poor little Miharu.

A/N: Ok so there are 30 ways to annoy our little Miharu. I am not responsible for any injury and/or death that may occur from actually doing these things. XD