Everyone on this Earth has a bad side, me more than most. There are things that go bump in the night. And I bump back. It's my job to eliminate them, or else I can't die happy. You see, contrary to what you pathetic humans believe, there is, in fact, a Heaven and a Hell. I've been condemned to Hell since the day I was born, and I've made some mistakes. And I mean big ones. I was stupid then, but now I've seen the light, and I want to be able to be in a place where I can be happy, and be free of the sin I have carried within me for so long. I am a demon. And I'm fighting my way into Heaven. Impossible, right? No, just very very improbable.