How to annoy Uncle John Trick #1:

Destroy the Gilbert device at the EXACT time John REALLY needs it.

Jonathan Gilbert took out the last piece of the Gilbert device and held it in his fingers. It was the night of the Founder's Day ending, and the vampires were attacking tonight. John stood with the device in hand and the rest of it on the counter in a dark hidden room right outside the celebration. Suddenly the door swung open revealing Damon Salvatore. John turned around slightly to look at the vampire. "Do you have any idea on what you've done?" growled Damon angrily. "Yes actually I do." John turned back around as Damon walked closer. John inserted the device into the box at Damon stopped walking. He heard it. It was an awful sound that pierced Damon's skull. He was about the fall down in pain just as the other vampires outside were when..."CHEWY TO THE RESCUE!" Suddenly the author jumped out, snatched up the Gilbert device, and threw it on the floor. The device smashed into a billion different broken pieces, and then the noise stopped. "No!" John ran past Chewy in great direr to fix the broken machine. Chewy just stood there like a proud hero who had just saved the day. Damon regained his balance and backed up into the wall rubbing his head. "Well that was painful." He said with a cocky smile. Chewy's heart skipped a beat. She smiled at him. "You're welcome."

"No!" John kept screaming in tears now. "You!" He said pointing an accusing finger at Chewy. "You've domed us all!" she rolled her eyes. "Yea? How?" Her question was suddenly answered when millions of screams outside were heard. Since the vampires didn't fall, they got the chance to attack...AND THEY WERE.

Chewy just stood there in shock as the others did. She actually didn't think that annoying any of The Vampire Diaries characters would get people killed. She thought it was just going to be funny. That was the whole point of the story!

"Uh well I'm just going to go now...bye!" The author then zipped out of the story leaving Mystic Falls in peril. John and Damon gave each other a look. Damon looked back to where Chewy had disappeared to. "Who the heck was that chick?"


Disclaimer: I do not own The Vampire Diaries. All rights to it go to L. J. Smith and The CW. The only part of this story I actually own is the character Chewy. Chewy is technically me so yea…I own me. :)

Yea i'm aware that it is a bit short, but am I on a good start? Please review!