Baichan- I don't like Rachel. I felt like a one-shot. I love Darren Criss :3
Disclaimer- I do not own glee or 'Girl Next Door' by Saving Jane.
In glee club Rachel walked up to Kurt, who was sitting in his chair reading Vogue.
"Hey Kurt! I want you to be honest with me because I know you are brutally honest person, but what do you think of me?" Rachel said looking at Kurt with a smirk.
"I'm sorry Rachel I'm biased." he said barely looking up from his magazine.
"Because we're good friends?" asked Rachel hopefully.
Kurt looked at her for a moment. Then he broke out laughing.
Everyone in glee turned to look at him.
"P-please! At best we're rivals!" he said trying to stop laughing.
"What do you mean?" she asked.
"Well to put it simply Rachel, I kind of hate you." he said turning back to his magazine.
"What? Why?" Rachel shrieked out in shock.
"Well apparently every single guy including the gay ones will like you better, because you're a girl. You will always get whatever solo I want, because you are a girl. I'm never introducing you to someone I like because apparently you will suck face with them right in front of me and they'll like it because you're a girl. Plus your sweaters make me want to call animal control." Kurt said with a straight face.
Rachel looked guilty and hurt.
Then Kurt smiled, "Blaine is the sweetest boyfriend ever. You don't have a chance, because guess what? He picked me over you because, I'M A GUY."
Then Kurt stood, "If you want friends try being nice, and by the way I felt offended when you tried to use me to get into gay-lesbian club."
Then he left.
"What does Kurt have against girls?" Brittany asked slightly confused.
"I may have said guys would pick me over him because I was a girl." Rachel said guiltily.
'I'm not all bad. At least I didn't say it was over Finn.' Rachel thought.
Kurt, who had stayed near the door to listen, smiled because Rachel hadn't mentioned Finn.
He whipped out his phone.
Nice move Berry. We're on the road to recovery. - Kurt
I'm sorry Kurt- Rachel
I still kinda hate you- Kurt
But I'm warming up. Helps that Blaine is taking me out on a date. ;P- Kurt
Yep Kurt thought as he put his phone back. They were on the road to recovery.