Digmon: Used Car Salesmon.
A young, twenty-something couple walks into the car lot. They are greeted by a giant creature with drills all over his body.
"Welcome to my car lot! I'm Digmon! Now, whut can I do fer ya?"
"Umm... We want to buy a car."
"Splendid! Lemme show ya around the lot! Now, are you two married?"
"Yep. We're newlyweds."
"Great! Planning on having any kids?"
"Well... yes."
"Splendid! In that case, you'll want a minivan! Now, this is our best model!"
About forty-five minutes pass, and Digmon and the young couple eventually reach an agreement. They pay $10,000 for a minivan and drive out. Digmon watches them go, then he leaps high into the air. "Gold Rush!"
There is an explosion. The young couple walks back into the car lot, looking stunned and slightly cooked. "Mister? Our van exploded."
"Oh dear... Well, it was still under warranty, so we'll replace it free of cost! However, for a mere $500, we'll give you our explosion insurance!"
"Deal!"
The couple hand over the cash, then leave in the minivan. Digmon watches them go, then signals to Birdramon. She flys over to the minivan and shakes out the couple. She then carries the van away. The couple comes back to the car lot, where Digmon greets them. "I saw it all! Fortunately, your warranty extends to monster attacks! Now, for $500, we'll give you monster insurance!"
The process is repeated, ad nauseum.
The End.
A young, twenty-something couple walks into the car lot. They are greeted by a giant creature with drills all over his body.
"Welcome to my car lot! I'm Digmon! Now, whut can I do fer ya?"
"Umm... We want to buy a car."
"Splendid! Lemme show ya around the lot! Now, are you two married?"
"Yep. We're newlyweds."
"Great! Planning on having any kids?"
"Well... yes."
"Splendid! In that case, you'll want a minivan! Now, this is our best model!"
About forty-five minutes pass, and Digmon and the young couple eventually reach an agreement. They pay $10,000 for a minivan and drive out. Digmon watches them go, then he leaps high into the air. "Gold Rush!"
There is an explosion. The young couple walks back into the car lot, looking stunned and slightly cooked. "Mister? Our van exploded."
"Oh dear... Well, it was still under warranty, so we'll replace it free of cost! However, for a mere $500, we'll give you our explosion insurance!"
"Deal!"
The couple hand over the cash, then leave in the minivan. Digmon watches them go, then signals to Birdramon. She flys over to the minivan and shakes out the couple. She then carries the van away. The couple comes back to the car lot, where Digmon greets them. "I saw it all! Fortunately, your warranty extends to monster attacks! Now, for $500, we'll give you monster insurance!"
The process is repeated, ad nauseum.
The End.