Prologue

I glared at the package in front of me sent by my uncle who I have never seen since I was 5 years old. I sighed and sat down on my couch and debated on what to do with the blue box with red ribbon.

"Well, there's no harm in trying." I opened it and saw 7 candles with different colors. Well two had the same indigo color...

I stared at the candles for 5 minutes and pulled out a lighter. I stared at the candles and picked the blue one with the number 3-13.

"Okaay... Let's get this over with." I lit up the candle, closed my eyes and blew the candle.

After that, nothing really happened. I shrugged and put the candle back and the box to the shelf then went to the kitchen to make myself some dinner. I cooked some pasta and opened the T.V then watched my favorite anime; Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

And before I knew it I fell asleep with the t.v on...

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"VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WHERE THE FVCK AM I?"

A loud voice made me jolt up and hit the mysterious man in front of me. Making me fall on top of him. I open my eyes and first thing I saw was the clock on the floor. 3:13am

"VOIII! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND GET THE FVCK OFF ME!"

Once I heard the voice again I looked down and saw a pair of stormy gray eyes glaring at me, the man's long silver hair spread out on the floor.

O_O

"Would you stop staring and get the hell off me stupid woman?" The man asked in a more calm manner.

"Oh shit." I stumbled back with my eyes open wide at the man who sat up, staring at me suspiciously...

Four words...

I'm in Deep Shit...

Chapter One

Everything was silent as me and Squalo were staring at each other intensely. I don't know what he was thinking but hell you don't wanna know what I am thinking right now.

"What are you doing in my house?" was all I could muster.

"You tell me trash. I just appeared in your frikin living room." He grunted and crossed his arms.

"Well, you're taking this situation very well. I'm surprised you haven't shouted at my ears." I sweatdropped.

"VOIIIIII! WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"

"That is what I mean you retard!"

"WHO THE FVCK ARE YOU CALLING A RETARD!"

He lunged at me but I had quick reflexes so I dodges and throw a pillow at him.

"You are! ARE YOU STUPID?"

"!"

I swear that might have been heard throughout the whole neighborhood. The phone started ringing and I heard that grumpy old man next door nagging that I was too loud.

"Yes Mr. Dickenson, I'll try to lower it down. Yes yes I'm sorry." I tried to sound as polite as possible as I threw random stuff at Squalo to maintain our distance.

"VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

I put the phone down and was about to shout at the shark when I saw him covered in wine. I looked at my right and saw the wine bottle that was supposed to be there gone.

"Oooooooopsssssss."

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"Vroi! Be more gentle bitch!" Squalo grunted as I comb his long hair after he took a bath.

"Shut up idiot. Be thankful I am doing this and I let you use my shower and wear my brother's clothes." I growled rolling my eyes.

"Bitch." He grunted.

"Asshole"

"Whore."

I got annoyed and pulled the comb roughly making his hair follow and making him scream in pain. I laughed and jumped off the bed and headed for the kitchen since it was already dawn and I was hungry.

"VROIIIII WOMAN MAKE ME BREAKFAST!" Squalo shouted from my room

I rolled my eyes and started preparing our breakfast when I heard a crash upstairs and Squalo cursing like there was no tomorrow.

This will be a looong day...