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A Gunshot For a Mouth Shut
"Mini-skirts, mini-skirts, mini-skirts!" – sang Roy, and he couldn't stop bouncing around her with that piece of cloth in his hands and it was driving her crazy.
"Mini-skirts are S-E-X-Y!"
It was GETTING INTO HER DAMN NERVES!
"STOP it already, sir!" – shouted Riza, yanking that thing from him and throwing it on the floor.
Roy watched stunned as she pulled out her gun and pointed at the object that was causing her wrath to explode.
One.
Two.
Three shots.
"There." – growled her. – "Ass holes for an asshole."
He mumbled something about pretty girls in skirts, she didn't care.
Silence was good.
A.N.: My English is not so good, so... I'm sorry for any mistakes! This was inspired in an fanart called "Riza hates miniskirts" from MidoriMustang on dA.
And THANK YOU for your help(and title!), Cowny! Love ya! :D