I love parodies! This is mine.
Basically it's the movie, scene by scene, with some quotes from the original, and possibly a little weird.
I don't have to say it's AU, because it's a parody!
WARNING: Some mild slash. All in very good taste though.
Pairings: CalebPogue, ReidTyler, CalebTyler, CalebReid, PogueReid, PogueTyler, ChaseCaleb, ChasePogue, ChaseReid, ChaseTyler, AaronCaleb, AaronChase, AaronPogue, AaronReid, AaronTyler, KateSarah, KatePogue, KateChase, SarahCaleb, KyraAaron
Disclaimer: I don't own The Covenant or High School Musical or Josh Holloway or a Volkswagen. No copyright infringement intended. This is only for entertainment.
The Hotties of Ipswich
The opening song: something cool, something loud, something dark, something sinister, something…
We're all in this together
One sweet note
That we are
We're all stars
And we see that
We're all in this together
And it shows
When we stand
Hand in hand
Make our dreams come true
…
(Don't get me wrong. I love High School Musical. It's one of my favorite scary movies…)
Scene 1 – The Rave
We are at a beach rave. Good-looking high school students dancing around a fire, some with basketballs, some without, but all in sync.
Same scene, different location
Three, no wait, four marvelously hot looking guys standing on top of a cliff.
Tyler: Reid, where've you been? I've so waited like hours for you to show up.
Reid: Well, been busy, doing things.
Caleb: Okay, is that a red herring, suggesting that you may have done something like bad like killing a fellow student which we only hear of later on in the movie and we, well me at least, falsely accuse you of? Or have you been doing things I don't want to hear about now but wouldn't have minded joining in if I had been present then?
Reid: Just things.
Caleb: Gross.
Pogue: We'd better show up at the party.
Reid: Hell yeah, let's drop in.
Reid smirks and jumps off the cliff. The others look down.
Caleb: Dude, is he mental or what? – Let's take the stairs.
Back down at the beach
Focus on two girls with different hairstyles, yet equally stereotypical shallow personalities. The first girl, here further on referred to as Blonde Bimbo or Sarah, is addressing the second girl, here further on referred to as Horny Slut or Kate.
Sarah: Yay! Such a cool party. So many cool people. And you're such a cool roommate.
Kate: Yeah, cool. – Oh, they're here!
Sarah: Who?
Kate starts drooling: The Hotties of Ipswich!
Four enormously hot guys, all with different hairstyles, so we won't have trouble in keeping them apart, arrive in slow motion. The light comes from behind and the wind blows through their hair creating a dreamlike atmosphere.
Sarah: Why are they moving in slow motion?
Kate: If you think that's impressive, wait until you see Pogue coming out of a lake in slow motion and the water running down his muscular body… - Way hotter than that commercial with the guy from Lost.
Sarah: Are there many lakes around here?
Kate runs off to Pogue, who has just returned to our time dimension, hugs him, starts kissing him feverishly, and remains clung to his neck for the rest of the scene.
Kate: Oh, baby, you're here. Where've you been?
Pogue trying to shove her away: Hey, erm, Karen.
Kate: Guys, meet my new roommate and new best friend Sarah Wenham.
Sarah smiling: Hi guys!
Tyler: I'd better go find some treatment for Reid. - You surely need something after that fall.
Reid: I'm fine! Yet, I wouldn't mind some pills.
Tyler and Reid off.
Sarah grabbing Caleb's arm, dragging him with her: So, what's your name? What star sign are you? What's your favorite color? What music do you like? Do you like it at Spencer? I'm the new kid. I don't have many friends here. Do you want to be my friend? Do you want to date?
Caleb: Where's the keg?
Caleb tries to free himself of Sarah's firm grip. Seeking for help, he looks at Pogue, who is still struggling to escape Kate's violent kisses.
Out of nowhere a rather insignificant girl appears, addressing Sarah.
Kyra: Back off, you blonde bimbo-slash-ho!
Sarah is puzzled and lets Caleb's arm go.
Caleb rubs his arm and whispers: Oh, thank you! Thank you so much, strange girl!
Kyra: Don't look all innocent now. I've seen it all! The whole time you've been eye fucking my boyfriend-slash-brother. points at the tasty looking boy next to her, Aaron for future references.
Sarah turns and looks at the boy.
Kyra: Incredible! The bitch-slash-slut is doing it again! Wait 'till you feel my fist in your face-slash-up-your-fat-ass!!!
Out of nowhere another hot looking guy with a twitch of evilness in his eyes appears.
Chase: Hey! Easy, guys! Easy, everyone easy now, easy! Keep it cool! – Sorry, but you were being kind of bitchy. looking at Aaron.
Aaron: What the f-? I didn't do anything!
Suddenly the guy standing behind Aaron pukes on him.
Aaron: What the fuck!!! Oh, screw you all!!! leaves. Kyra follows him, not without giving Sarah one last deathly glare.
Chase: That guy's puking really came at an opportune moment.
Tyler wipes his mouth with his sleeve: Sorry, I think I had too much beer.
Chase: I'm glad the dickhead's gone.
Caleb raising an eyebrow: And who are you?
Chase beaming: Thanks for asking. I'm the new kid.
Sarah: Hey! I thought I was supposed to be the new kid in this movie!
Chase: Guess, this school isn't big enough for both of us, eh? – Besides I'm the hot new kid.
Sarah: Oh, screw you, bitch!
Kate still hanging around Pogue's neck: Don't you fight. You're both new kids. So you can be best friends, hold hands and stuff. – Besides, Chase is really way hotter than you… I wonder if he's actually a Hottie… (hint! hint!)
Chase: Okay, let's be friends and stuff. – By the way, I can use a lift. looks at Caleb.
Kate: Sure, you can drive with me and Sarah.
Sarah: Why are you not going back with the guy who drove you here?
Chase: Because I kil… – kissed him.
Sarah: O…. K….
Kate thinking aloud: Yep, most definitely a Hottie!
Chase: Then let's go.
Sarah: Why should we leave already? The party's still on. And it's so cool here. There's still plenty of beer –
Reid: Nope. Not anymore. Where did he come from? Oh, right, he returned with Tyler.
Sarah: – The music is cool. And over there they're playing Duck Duck Goose. This party is so cool.
Chase: Because I – erm – someone has called the cops. And they'll be here every minute.
Sirens start. Teenage panic. Everyone rushes to their cars and drives off.
End of Scene 1!
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