1. Tell a joke that there is no difference between a droid and a cyborg.

2. Sing "Modern Major General" when he's coming down the hallway.

3. Look at where his "man parts" use to be and ask him if it was awkward to no longer have them.

4. Ride on his back, when he's doing the spider walk.

5. Post lots of chibi-Grievous' around the ship. Extra points if you've dressed him in different film costumes (Harry Potter will really get to him).

6. Bring his gay cousin who he hates onto the ship (be creative on design).

7. When he's running down the hallway in a blind panic, hit him in the face with a frying pan.

8. Show him his own death.

9. Turn the ship's quarters into a disco and have a party. Invite Jedi and get everyone to do the Conga.

10. Tell him that he's long lost love is still alive and is on Facebook. When Grievous is writing to her, make sure you or a friend is replaying in the other room.

11. Sing "Smile by Michael Jackson" when he looks miserable. Well he always does, so keep doing this until you die.

12. Scream "JEDI" down the hallway and when he jumps out ready to fight say "No Grievous I was saying where am I?" when he replies "You've been on this ship for months" go "Yeah but I don't know where everything is."

13. Do the robot dance and tell him he must be very good at it.

14. When he tells you to go to bed quickly kiss him and run out of the room. Make sure he's sitting down in order to get him on the face.

15. Convince him to tuck you into bed and make him read a story or sing a lullaby.

16. Listen to his evil laugh and say that it sounds like a little girl's laugh and produce your own evil laugh.

17. For each special occasion eg. Halloween and Christmas decorate the entire ship and give him presents.

18. Adopt a puppy and make sure he/she gets attached to Grievous.

19. Set him up on a blind date with Shaak-Ti.

20. When Grievous needs to see the doctor, say that you're the doctor for the day and randomly operate on him. MUST REMOVE THE MASK!

21. ONLY DO THIS IF YOU WERE SUCCESSFUL WITH NUMBER 20! Place Stanley Ipkiss' mask on Grievous and see what he turns out like.

22. Ask Grievous if he can cry. If he says yes then try to make him cry.

23. Hide his Lightsaber collection when he most needs them.

24. Keep calling him by his old name; "Qymaen jai Sheelal."

25. Show him all of the YouTube and DA pairings of him and Shaak-Ti and add them all to favorites.

26. Colour in all of his spare parts in a girly way (flowers, bunnies ect).

27. Tell him he's a terrible leader.

28. Tell him that Dooku fired his sorry ass and replaced you as the new leader of his army.

29. Tell him he smells of sweat.

30. Mock him by saying that a Padawan could kill him.

31. Hijack the ship and fly the ship out of control. When Grievous comes in to stop you fly the ship from side to side so he cannot reach you. Keep doing this until he nearly reaches you, then pull up on the controls, making him slide out of the room and down the corridor as the ship climbs higher.