Note to reader: DO NOT PLAY OoT and TP at the same time! It will cause you to believe that Navi is super annoying and needs to die!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but my crazy dreams. This is one of them.
Brought to you by: My sugar-coated, soda-drowned, technology-rotted brain. Thank you and enjoy.
"Zelda! Zelda!" Midna floated over to the princess, "Link has finally learned his first word! But, it is kinda odd..."
Zelda looked at Midna curiously, "Oh? What is it?"
Just then, Link burst into the room. In his hands, he had caught a fairy in a bottle, "Navi! Navi!"
Midna sighed, "No Link. That's a fairy."
"Navi! Navi!"
"You're hopeless – What does Navi mean?" Midna looked up at Zelda.
Zelda shook her head, "I don't know. Maybe it's the name of the fairy or something…"
Midna made a mischievous smile, "Then I guess we'll have to get rid of it…"
Link cocked his head at Midna, and then tapped on the bottle. "Navi. Navi."
Midna floated over the fairy and took it out of the protesting Link's hands. Just when she grabbed it, the blue fairy suddenly started hitting the bottle's wall.
All while screaming: "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"
Midna looked at it with a perplexed face, "My god you're annoying."
The fairy stopped moving, "Listen!"
"No! You nearly made me deaf!" Before the fairy could say anything more, Midna shot the bottle and the fairy with a flash of black magic.
This sent Link into confusion: "Navi!"
Midna gazed at Link with an angry face, "Why did you like that stupid thing anyway?"
Link then took out another bottle out of his giant pockets (A/N Seriously, where does he keep all his stuff?) and then smiled, "Navi!" He then proceed to stroke the bottle.
Midna frowned, "That's it! No more fairies for you!"
Zelda watched as Midna tried to take the second fairy from Link.
I wonder if I change my name to Navi then Link will love me…
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Link: "Navvvvvvvvi-!" -gets strangled by Midna-