Dear Dirt Face

by Roman Army

Yep I am taking Dear Fanfiction and Dear Rick Riordan and turning it around. These are letters to your least favorite Queen of the dirt. That's right it is Gaea. Rated T for language

1. Chapter 1

Dear Queen Dirt Face,

I would aprreciate if you would cough up my best friend and cousin then maybe we half-bloods won't beat you and your weak army up so bad. Really I don't know why you Gods and Titans even try anymore, you know we the demigods are always going to win! So step down bitch.

Not so sincerely from, Thalia lietenant of Artemis Grace.