True Blood S4

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A Tisket, A Tasket, Pam's Rockin' Pink Casket

Ginger had done as Pam commanded: she had given her the last of the six injections needed to restore her outward appearance; she'd lain the chain mail shroud across Pam's body. Pam's screams were immediate and heartbreaking. No sooner than Ginger had shut the coffin lid a strange gust of wind began to course through the basement; Pam's curses and screams took on even a more horrific timbre and the coffin began to rock wildly.

Ginger felt helpless. Would Pam be able to escape? Would the coffin be enough to hold her? Even though she was scared out of her wits she felt she had to do something; but because most of her wits had been glamored out of her she stupidly climbed on top of the coffin hoping her body weight would help to keep Pam safely contained.

But Ginger forgot that she only weighed about 95 pounds wet—as soon as got on top of it she realized her mistake. Pam's fury and strength, combined with the spell of the Necromancer had the coffin bucking wildly; Ginger felt like she was lying on top of fault line that had just erupted in a 9.0 earthquake. Ginger screamed in terror; even though the centrifugal force of rocking casket held her in place she still feared that she would be thrown to her death. Ginger tried to think, but thinking was futile. At some point, however, she realized that she wasn't riding an earthquake at all—she was on top of the best vibrator ever made on God's green earth. She stopped screaming in horror and started moaning with orgasmic delight.

"What the fuck? Ginger? You stupid cunt, stop humping my coffin!" Pam shrieked when she realized the nature of Ginger's screams and that they were eclipsing her own.

"I'm...not...humping...your...coffin...Pam...it's humping...me! Oh, yes!"

"You stupid bitch! GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY COFFIN!" Pam roared at her exasperatedly. This, amongst everything else was just too much for Pam. "GINGER! GINGER!" she called to her in a rage, sending the coffin on another round of explosive vibrations.

"Oh...yes! Yes!" Ginger struggled to get the words out, "Get... madder...Pam...get madder!"