READ THIS OR YOU'LL NEVER REMEMBER ANOTHER WAKING MOMENT!!!!
Azzi: thats me!! Ok so this is my first Jak II thingie, I've been obsessed with this game so I had to do it. It's a 'self inserted' thing so if you don't like those sort of stories, you can 1.)Deal with it 2.)fall asleep 3.)ingnore its existence or 4.)use that little back button at the top left-hand corner of the screen,
Also a note that if you don't read this you are:
1.)Wasting my time
or
2.)You have better things to do
Both are understandable......Whats that? Quit ranting? fine!!! Read you little story, eat you fat-free chips, and have your fun!! See if I care!!
~_^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:::...Chapter 1...:::~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
,,;;Drunken 'Bar'mitzvah;;,,
Azzi is seen in a Masterpeice Theatre like setting; you know, with a fancy chair, fireplace and books at every corner. She is sitting in that fancy chair in a maroon bath robe yadayadayada.....
Azzi: Welcome everyone, except you! Why are you here!! I thought you were to good to read stories...
Torn appears in front of the camera, Azzi is ranting in the back.
Torn: excuse her, she has a high sodium intake and...
Azzi: kittie!! (tackles Torn)
Azzi has been thrown into the book case.
Azzi: oh fine, I'll read you one of my favorite stories
Grabs a huge black book and sets it in her lap, pulls out some reading glass and prepares to read a passage.
Azzi: "....and then God came down to earth and looked opon Adam and said, 'boy this place smells like chicken'"
Torn: wrong scripture...
Azzi: big deal...
Torn: read the right one...
Azzi:(sigh) ok, this is the story about how we all got drunk this one night ....
**Flashback like thingie**
Jak, Torn, Daxter, Tess, and Azzi were seated around this table with the maps and strategic stuff (bear with me, its stupid humor), when all of a sudden someone speaks up....
Torn: yep
Jak: yup
Daxter:uh huh
Tess: hmmmm
Azzi:(head on table)zzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZ
Torn:this sux, lets just get to the part were we're smashed....
10 minutes later....
Jak, Daxter, Torn, and Tess are all drunk and Azzi's still asleep. Meanwhile, Daxter is inside a pickle jar, Jak has a lampshade on his head, and has somehow tied himself to the ceiling lamp cord, and Torn is reminiscing about his guard days and is barking orders at himself in a mirror.
Suddenly Azzi wakes up...
Azzi: I'm awake (looks around the room)
Jak is pretending to turn himself on and off...
Jak: CLICK i'm on; CLICK I'm off (input sounds of stretching and crumbling)
Daxter is still inside the pickle jar, only its full toothpaste
Daxter: now I'm crestfully clean
Tess ran away
Torn: don't you give me that tone of voice, yeah I'm talking to you, cause your big and ugly, ARE YOU THREATENING ME!!?? (punches mirror)
Azzi takes one more look around the room and came to a shocking conclusion.
Azzi: whoa...I'm SOBER!!!!
(switches back to Azzi in the chair)
Azzi: Oh!! I scare myself!
Keira: ok make a long story short, they.......
Azzi:(indistinct words)
Keira ran away
Azzi: and so back to our story
(back to the story)
Azzi: ok, to make a long story short, we all got married to each other and woke up one day in the Walmart parking lot eating chips and dip and we adopted 8 little dogs and apparently Torn gots a tatoo of My Little Pony on his back; how do I know this you ask?
::Please pause for a moment of silence::
Azzi:.........
Torn:.........
Tess:.........
Jak:..........
Daxter:.......
All together: Ipledge Allegance to the flag blahblahblahblah....
End.
Azzi: thats me!! Ok so this is my first Jak II thingie, I've been obsessed with this game so I had to do it. It's a 'self inserted' thing so if you don't like those sort of stories, you can 1.)Deal with it 2.)fall asleep 3.)ingnore its existence or 4.)use that little back button at the top left-hand corner of the screen,
Also a note that if you don't read this you are:
1.)Wasting my time
or
2.)You have better things to do
Both are understandable......Whats that? Quit ranting? fine!!! Read you little story, eat you fat-free chips, and have your fun!! See if I care!!
~_^
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:::...Chapter 1...:::~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
,,;;Drunken 'Bar'mitzvah;;,,
Azzi is seen in a Masterpeice Theatre like setting; you know, with a fancy chair, fireplace and books at every corner. She is sitting in that fancy chair in a maroon bath robe yadayadayada.....
Azzi: Welcome everyone, except you! Why are you here!! I thought you were to good to read stories...
Torn appears in front of the camera, Azzi is ranting in the back.
Torn: excuse her, she has a high sodium intake and...
Azzi: kittie!! (tackles Torn)
Azzi has been thrown into the book case.
Azzi: oh fine, I'll read you one of my favorite stories
Grabs a huge black book and sets it in her lap, pulls out some reading glass and prepares to read a passage.
Azzi: "....and then God came down to earth and looked opon Adam and said, 'boy this place smells like chicken'"
Torn: wrong scripture...
Azzi: big deal...
Torn: read the right one...
Azzi:(sigh) ok, this is the story about how we all got drunk this one night ....
**Flashback like thingie**
Jak, Torn, Daxter, Tess, and Azzi were seated around this table with the maps and strategic stuff (bear with me, its stupid humor), when all of a sudden someone speaks up....
Torn: yep
Jak: yup
Daxter:uh huh
Tess: hmmmm
Azzi:(head on table)zzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZ
Torn:this sux, lets just get to the part were we're smashed....
10 minutes later....
Jak, Daxter, Torn, and Tess are all drunk and Azzi's still asleep. Meanwhile, Daxter is inside a pickle jar, Jak has a lampshade on his head, and has somehow tied himself to the ceiling lamp cord, and Torn is reminiscing about his guard days and is barking orders at himself in a mirror.
Suddenly Azzi wakes up...
Azzi: I'm awake (looks around the room)
Jak is pretending to turn himself on and off...
Jak: CLICK i'm on; CLICK I'm off (input sounds of stretching and crumbling)
Daxter is still inside the pickle jar, only its full toothpaste
Daxter: now I'm crestfully clean
Tess ran away
Torn: don't you give me that tone of voice, yeah I'm talking to you, cause your big and ugly, ARE YOU THREATENING ME!!?? (punches mirror)
Azzi takes one more look around the room and came to a shocking conclusion.
Azzi: whoa...I'm SOBER!!!!
(switches back to Azzi in the chair)
Azzi: Oh!! I scare myself!
Keira: ok make a long story short, they.......
Azzi:(indistinct words)
Keira ran away
Azzi: and so back to our story
(back to the story)
Azzi: ok, to make a long story short, we all got married to each other and woke up one day in the Walmart parking lot eating chips and dip and we adopted 8 little dogs and apparently Torn gots a tatoo of My Little Pony on his back; how do I know this you ask?
::Please pause for a moment of silence::
Azzi:.........
Torn:.........
Tess:.........
Jak:..........
Daxter:.......
All together: Ipledge Allegance to the flag blahblahblahblah....
End.