A/N: This is my first fanfic ever, so if you feel like being nice, please leave me a review telling me what you thought, good or bad, anything. Also, I don't have a beta, and English is obviously not my first language, so let me know if there's a lot of spelling and grammar issues. Thanks!

Summary: Just completely useless smut, because we all know there can never be too much Ranger in the world… BABE.

Disclaimer: Not mine, never have been, never will be… Shocking, I know, but true none the less…

Batman is mine

I stepped into my apartment, and went straight for the fridge, grabbed a beer and silently thanked God that the day was over. It had started out nice enough, all sunny and bright. My first skip of the day, however, had quickly destroyed any hope of an easy take down, along with my favorite pair of jeans. Okay, technically it may have been the huge dog that destroyed the jeans… I just hope the dog gets indigestion from the chunk of pants leg that it ate. The day just got worse from then on. Before the day was over I had been shot at by lady who had to be at least 100 years old, outrun by a beer bellied, hung over wife beater and finally covered in my own strawberry milkshake at MacDonald's when a little kid ran into me.

I was contemplating the shower versus another beer when there was a knock on the door. For a second I thought about not answering, but since whoever was at the door probably would just break in if I didn't, I gave in and checked the peephole. Two dark brown eyes blinked back. Shit, I really didn't want to see him right now. I stood completely still hoping I could fool him into thinking I wasn't home.

"I can hear you breathing" he said, an amused tone in his voice.

Well, there went my master plan. I opened the door, hand on hip, and stared at him, daring him to say anything about my bedraggled appearance, but apparently Rangers ESP wasn't working too well today.

"Looking a little crazed there, Babe"

"A dog ate my pants" I offered as ways of explanation.

Ranger quirked his eyebrow at this. "Of course. And that pink stuff all over you?"

"Strawberry milkshake"

"Right."

"Did you want something?"

"Not really, haven't seen you around much lately, just thought I'd check up on you."

Wow, this was a first. Batman paying me a visit without ulterior motives.

"Probably you should take a shower before that milkshake dries on you permanently. I could even help you if you'd like." Ranger said, stepping closer and slowly running his tongue down my neck, sending delicious shivers through my body.

I tried to suppress a moan and subconsciously pressed myself into him, eliciting a groan out of him as well. "I thought you didn't eat dessert, what with your body being a temple and whatnot."

"Sometimes I like to live dangerously" he said, and I could feel his lips smiling against my neck, continuing his wonderful assault.

"You saying chasing homicidal sociopaths for a living isn't dangerous enough? Now you're gonna include sugar in your diet as well?"

"I'm a brave man Babe."

He moved us inside my apartment and pressed me up against the wall. His ministrations on my neck were starting to have the desired effect on me and I was slowly losing all ability of conscious thought. Not so long ago Joe and I had finally come to the conclusion that we were never going to make it as a couple, resulting in me now being very much single. I hadn't actually seen Ranger since the breakup, and even though I'd much rather have him profess his undying love for me, a night of Ranger loving, didn't seem half bad right now, if a little overwhelming with the inevitable doomsday orgasm and all. A while ago we had one amazing night together, and the thought of a repeat of the act had me craving another beer to take the edge off.

"Can I get you something to drink?" Water, beer, a tequila shot or five?

"I'd much rather have you" Ranger said, moving his hands up under my shirt, lightly brushing his thumbs over my nipples, which immediately stood at attention. He kissed his way up my neck, stopping slightly below my ear and sucked and nibbled at the sensitive skin there, sending a bolt of fire to my core, ruining my panties in the process.

"I think I need something to drink" I stated, trying to pry his hands from under my shirt.

"No you don't" Ranger said, capturing my hands and pinning them high above my head with one of his, the other sneaking its way down to my jeans, undoing the buttons before slipping in between my very wet folds, making me gasp with the sensation. Still holding my hands above my head, he slowly started running his finger in circles around my clit, making me squirm with the need for him to touch me more. He kept teasing me, lightly playing with my clit and kissing me senseless.

"Oh god, Ranger" I panted, trying to verbalize my need to feel him inside of me.

"What do you want Babe? Tell me."

"I…I need you… I need to come"

Roughly he shoved two fingers into me and I cried out at the sensations coursing through my body. He bent his fingers in a come hither motion and found that oh so lovely spot that always has me seeing stars. I could feel the orgasm start building low in my abdomen. Ranger silenced the moans I didn't even realize I was making with his mouth, kissing me roughly. He drew in my tongue in his mouth and sucked on it threatening to send me over the edge. I felt an overwhelming need to touch him, to feel his skin under my hands, and tried to make him release my hands by squirming and tugging on them. But instead of giving in to me Ranger just held on tighter and attacked my G-spot with even more vigor while pressing his thumb to my clit. He bit down on my shoulder, making me finally fall over the edge, the feeling of being completely helpless making the orgasm so much more intense. I screamed as wave after wave tore through my body making me shake with pleasure. After what felt like an eternity I started to calm down again, slumping against Ranger, trying to catch my breath.

"Can you stand?" Ranger asked, tucking one of my curls behind my ear in a surprisingly tender gesture.

"I think so" I said with a weak smile.

Slowly he stepped back a bit, making me acutely aware of the very obvious effect my coming was having on Ranger. Tentatively I reached out and ran my hands over his erection which was currently trying its best to escape from the confines of his cargos. At my touch Ranger closed his eyes, his breath catching in his throat. I stepped closer and kissed him with everything I had and started to slowly back him towards the bedroom. Or rather he let me back him towards the bedroom, there was no doubt in my mind that he could have stopped me if he wanted. I felt a delicious shiver run through me with the thought of his earlier display of strength.

"Babe," Ranger interrupted my train of thought, "you do realize you're still covered in milkshake, right?" he mumbled through our kiss.

"Huh?" I broke the kiss to look down, and sure enough, I was still covered in a suspicious pink substance.

Ranger laughed at my expression and leaned in closer. "How about we move this party to the bathroom, I can do some really awesome things with the shower head…"

I was more than happy to oblige, and in the bathroom I impatiently tugged at his shirt, trying to get it off. How he can get into those painted on t-shirts is a mystery to me, and taking them off is even more impossible. He smiled his 200 watt smile at me, knowing what I was thinking. He grabbed the back of the shirt and pulled it off over his head in one of those utterly manly gestures, showing of his perfect body in the process. I ran my hands over his chest, simply enjoying the feel of his muscles under my fingers, admiring the mocha colored skin. Just when I was running my hands lower to kindly relieve him from his cargos his cell phone rang. Our eyes locked, neither of us moving, hoping it would just go away if we didn't acknowledge it. After what seemed like forever it finally stopped. I smiled and continued my explorations of his body when the damned cell rang again. I sighed and leaned my forehead against his chest. Ranger let out a rather inventive string of curses and answered.

"What?" he snapped, sounding anything but friendly. If that had been me on the other end I would have hung up and forgot I called in the first place, but apparently it was someone braver than me on the phone, because Ranger just listened for a minute and then said that he'd be there in fifteen, before hanging up.

He sighed and gave me a hug.

"I can't believe I'm gonna leave now, but I have to. There's a situation at a client's house."

I knew the whole thing had to be too good to be true anyway, but at least I'd gotten one Ranger induced orgasm out of it.

"No problem, it comes with being Batman I suppose." I said, trying to sound sincere.

Ranger lifted his eyebrow at the Batman comment and put his shirt back on in a gesture just as manly but not half as sexy as when taking it off. A quick kiss on my lips later he was gone. Just like Batman.

I was just about to take that long overdue shower when Ranger stormed back into the bathroom and pulled me to him in a bruising kiss.

"I love you Babe. I'll be back later." And he was gone once again, leaving me standing with a million thoughts running through my head and my jaw wide open.

Ranger loved me. No qualifier. Just those three little words. And he was coming back later. I felt a huge grin spread across my face. Batman was finally mine.

A/N: So, I'm thinking this is a one shot, but I'd still be very happy about reviews. No pressure though. And thanks for reading it.

/Lintu