Act One:
Sonic: TAILS!!!!Tails: What Sonic?
Sonic: Did you eat the last chilidog?
Tail: No…
Sonic: Then who did?
Tails: I don't know… Ask Knuckles!
(Knuckles is just walking into the house)
Sonic: Knuckles!
Knuckles: What?
Sonic: did you eat the last chilidog?
Knuckles: confused look No, I gave up chilidogs…remember? Wink watching my girlish figure
Sonic oh yeah, I forgot…
Knuckles: yeah, well, maybe you should ask Rouge…
Sonic: Okay… When I find out who did, I am going to rip their head off and feed it to the dogs!
(Knuckles and Tails back away)
Tails: (To Knuckles in whisper) Do we have dogs?
Knuckles: (Shrug)
(Looking for Rouge)
Sonic: Rouge!
Rouge: What? (Slightly annoyed)
Sonic: Did you eat the last chilidog?
Rouge: No…I make my own… remember?
Sonic: oh yeah… well, do you know who did?
(Thinks for a minutes)
Rouge: No
Aiko: Sonic!
(Runs and hugs Sonic)
(Sonic hugs back)
Sonic: Hi Aiko, um… (blushes) you didn't happen to eat the last Chilidog did you?
Aiko: No Sonic, I wouldn't eat the last chilidog, cause I would have gone to the store and bought more if I did… But I actually did go to the store and I picked up some chili…and hotdogs…and buns for you guys… (thinks) I think I did…
Sonic: You're the best Aiko
(Hugs)
Rouge: (barfs) I think I'm going to be sick
Aiko: you already did throw up Rouge… Maybe you should go take a nap…
Rouge: I think I will
Rouge: (Under her breath) as long as I don't have to see this crap anymore…
Much Later:
Tails: (To Sonic) did you find out who ate the last chilidog?
Sonic: yeah, I did Tails…
(Hugs Aiko)
Tail: did you rip their head off and feed it to the dogs?
Aiko: (scared look)
(Backs away from Sonic)
Sonic: Tails! I was just kidding! (Trying to hug Aiko)
Tails: oh good, because I just remember after you left that I did eat the last
chilidog…
Sonic: that's okay, because Aiko-chan just went and bought some…
(Looked around for Aiko but she is gone)
Sonic: She's…gone! (whines)
Rouge: let's take out the violins… (sarcasm)
Sonic: (glares)
Sonic: you're just jealous because Knuckles doesn't like you! And you like him! (Evil smile)
Tails: EEEEEEEEEEEE. Burn!
Rouge: That's it Hedgehog Boy!
(Chasing Sonic)
(Can't catch him)
(Knuckles comes in: Rouge trips and falls on top of him)
Rouge: (blushes) Oh, silly me…
Knuckles: (glares) Get off!
Rouge: I love you too Knuckles… (sarcasm)
Knuckles: we've been through this so many times Rouge… I don't like you!
Rouge: I get it, Knuckle Head! (Storms out of the house)
Knuckles: What's her problem?
Sonic: Jealous…
Knuckles: oh…
(Silence)
Knuckles: Of what?
Sonic: Aiko and Me…
Knuckles: um…Sonic… Aiko is outside with a picture of you…
Sonic: (stars in his eyes) REALLY?
Knuckles: Yeah, I think she's burning it…
Sonic: huh?
(Looks out the window)
Aiko: (burning a picture of Sonic)
(Sonic runs outside)
Sonic: What are you doing?
Aiko: what does it look like I am doing?
Sonic: burning a picture of me…
Aiko: really?
Aiko: (looks at picture that she is burning)
Aiko: oh man, and that was my good picture of you too…
Sonic: what do you mean?
Aiko: I was trying to burn a picture of Rouge… but I think your picture was stuck on the back of it…
(Showed the back of Sonic's picture to Sonic… Rouge is there)
Sonic: Is that a flying pig?
Tails: Moral of the Story- If you eat the last Chilly Dog, get more!