Sticks in a Forest
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the hot characters from Harry Potter. SO SAD!
this alternates between draco and then harry. never changes.
"Hurry up Potter!"
"Yeah, yeah Malfoy. What's the rush? We have all night..."
"So what. I do not want to risk getting caught again like last time. It would be horrible for Snape to find us like this"
"Which is why we are now in the Forbidden Forest. It's just too common to be at the quiddtch pitch. Everyone else does it there."
"Yes, well better safe then sorry. Now hurry up and slick that up."
"Uh huh. Oh Merlin, Malfoy. Why is it leaking so much?"
"Not my fault it was left like this for hours. Do you know how uncomfortable to be walking around with this thing leaking so much?"
"Yeah yeah. Let's get started. Who first?"
"Me."
-after slicking IT up for a while Harry decided to get vocal,-
"Damn it Malfoy! Go HARDER! You take far too long!"
"Well, maybe you should help me so that way it won't take so fucking long with both of us going hard!"
"This was your idea Malfoy!"
"Yes, well I called you here because this is so much more fun with two people. I mean really? Where is the fun of going through all of the strokes if in the end your by yourself. Hence, much more fun when there is someone -grunt- there next to you. Panting. Hard. -moan- Now, doesn't that sound much better than going through all of that but by yourself?"
-Harry starts getting active in the action-
"Yeah. I -moans- suppose so."
-After a LONG time of silence except for grunts, moans, and other sounds-
"That was interesting, wouldn't you say Potter?"
"No shit it was. We should definitely do that again."
And so ends a game of quidditch after polishing their brooms.