Accidental Daddy The Outtakes
This chapter is for Sendai who wanted to know the story being Sherlock bring stapled to the floor
Chapter One:
Stapled
John sighed as he lugged the groceries up the stairs. It had been a long day at the clinic as it was flu season and he had had alot of patients. So he was a little annoyed that after work he had to go to Tescos to get groceries. He walked into the flat to find the twins sitting on the couch snickering to each other. The reason for the snickering was obvious as he saw Sherlock fast asleep. The detective was sitting up against the wall with his legs stretched out before him. He was wearing his usual suit and the only thing odd was his face. Which was covered in lipstick.
"You two are children you know that?" John asked as he placed the cold groceries away then went to the junk draw, searching until he found what he was looking for. "Well we just thought-"
"I know what you thought now watch." John smiled and walked over to Sherlock and knelt down.
He pulled the detectives clothes tight against him and down to the floor where he pressed the tip of the staple gun to the fabric and pressed down until the cloth was stapled to the floor. He continued to do this until he went all around his friend, completely imobilizing him. "And that's how you pull a prank on Sherlock." John said with a grin as he put the staple gun away.
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Sherlock woke up with a snort and took a look around him. He had fallen asleep against the wall. He had only meant to sit for a second as he was talking to the children and must have succumbed to his exhaustion.
He groaned and went to run a hand through his curls when he found that he could not move his arm. Looking down he saw that had been stapled to the floor. His children were definately little devils.
"Oh you're awake." John said as he walked over holding a cup of tea in one hand. "John I find that I am not able to get up to greet you."
"I know." John replied as he took a sip on his tea, mirth dancing in his eyes.
"Will you PLEASE unstaple me?!" Sherlock growled trying to be menacing. "Alright but simply because you said please."
ten minutes later Sherlock was free and the children were snickering from the couch. "Alright now which one of you did it?" Sherlock glared at his children who laughed and pointed to John. "John? Why?!" Sherlock demanded making the doctor smile. "You fell asleep while watching the children. Being stapled to the floor should have been the LEAST of your worries." John smiled and took another sip of his tea.
Properly chastised the Detective never did fall asleep while watching the children. Not for fear of what they would do but fear over what JOHN would do. And that frightens him more than anything else.