Quick Author's Note, "Never What It Seems" is on hiatus. Sorry.

"Heeyyyyyyyyyy Amyyyyyyyyyy!" I heard Rory shout in the hall. Everyone turned to look at him.

"Yeah, stupid?" I asked, rolling my eyes.

"Guess what somebody put in my locker! A love letter! Me! I checked who kt was to and everything and it's most definitely to me!"

"Awwww I guess somebody finally likes you, you dork." I smiled.

"But who is it? They have to go to our school, right?"

"Yup."

"And they have to be a sophmore like us because the freshman are probably too afraid and anyone else would be too embarassed."

"Yup."

"From the handwriting, it looks like a girl. Well... I hope." (A/N: sorry if that offends anyone, I imagined Rory to be straight. I support gay rights.)

"Yup."

"It has to be Sheila."

"Yup."

"No, I think she likes Beck. Probably Marie."

"Yup."

He banged his head against the lockers. "God, it's probably staring me right in the face!"

"Yup." I smiled. He caught it and raised his eyebrows

"So you know who it is. Is it one of my friends?"

"Yup."

"Great, you're a real help, you are. Is it-" He paused. He spoke slowly, "Is it... A-"

"YE-"

"-NGELICA I KNEW IT SHE ALWAYS LIKED ME CANT RESIST THIS."

That's when I punched him and went to class. We never spoke again. The End.

Uh, no. Actually, this happened.

"No."

"Then it's- wait did yo- Oh."

"Yup."

"Is it Mels? Cause you know I don't-"

"..."

"Is it you?"

"Nope."

He binked.

"Yup."

We both leaned in...

And then, Rory the idiot's alarm clock rang and he woke up.

Now it's the end for real.

The End!