Mean Boys! Harry Potter/Mean Girls Spoof!
I thought this would be funny.
Cedric, Draco, Harry and Ron have a phone conversation.
Draco: Hello?
Harry: If someone said something bad about you, you'd want me to tell you right?
Draco: (Thinks for a second) No
Harry: What if it was someone you thought was your friend?
Draco: What are you-Hold on other line
Harry: I'm not taking this anymore
Ron: Good for you Harry
Draco: (On the other line with Cedric) Hello?
Cedric: Lets go out
Draco: Ok hold on. I'm on the other line with Harry
Cedric: Don't invite Harry he's driving me nuts!
Draco (pauses to think for a second) OK hold on
Cedric: Hurry up
Draco: (On the other line with Harry) It's Cedric. He wants to hang out with me tonight but he told me not to tell you
Harry: Do not hang out with him
Draco: Why?
Harry: (sighs) You don't want me to tell you
Draco: ugh you can tell me hold on. Oh my god he's so annoying
Harry: (frowns) who is?
Draco: (pauses) Who's this?
Harry: Harry
Draco: Right. Hold on (gets on the othe line with Cedric) Oh my god he's so annoying
Cedric: I know just get rid of him!
Draco: (gets on the other line with Harry) Ok what is it?
Harry: Cedric says everyone hates you because your such a cunt
Draco: He said that?
Harry: You didn't hear from me
Ron: Little harsh Harry
Harry: Whatever he has the right to know
Draco: (gets on the other line with Cedric) I can't go out *coughs* *coughs* I'm sick
Cedric: Boo you whore!