A 200-word SELECTION from this fanfiction follows this author's note. If you wish to read the FULL fanfiction, you can find it at the author's Archive of Our Own account, linked on her profile.

I have made the decision to cut off my fanfiction from this site due to ideological differences with site management. I believe that fan-works should be free, which means not only free monetarily, but also free of restrictions such as this site's ban on chat-fics (virtually ruining the Homestuck fandom), second-person point of view stores (it's...a POV...really), and, of course, adult materials, among other things.

I understand that this may upset some readers, but I ask that you respect my decision about how to manage my creative works. They still exist, un-altered, on another site.

I highly recommend you give AO3 a try. Joining the Archive of Own is a simple process, though it may take a few days to go through the waiting list. However, AO3 was created by fans, is FUNDED by fans (meaning it is advertisement-free), and does not restrict anything unless for valid copyright issues. It also has a robust tagging and search system, as well as a series manager, which will reduce the confusion regarding many of my works. If you are an author and would like an invitation, please message me through PM to see if I have any available.

Thank you for all your support as I entered into the world of fan-works. If you're interested in more of my fan-works, including audio productions, cosplay, and videos, please check my Tumblr, also linked on my profile.

Fan-girling with you all,

Kit

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks," Artemis cajoled, doing his utmost to entice the woman before him, who was watching his...offering with utmost suspicion.

"I'm not doing it, Artemis," Holly avowed, backing further away. "I don't care what you say. Not gonna happen."

"Captain...don't be so stubborn." Smiling, which made the fairy gulp apprehensively, he leaned in just a bit closer, maintaining their former distance. "I'm sure you'd love it."

"Oh, youwould say that," Holly snapped, closing her mouth immediately, in case he tried to take matters into his own hands. "Just because you're enjoying...that so much, it doesn't mean I will."

"You wont know until you try," Artemis reasoned. He realized his logic was falling on deaf ears, even if those ears were so large and normally sensitive. If she did not agree soon, then the treat would go soft, and the experience would be ruined. He'd have to try a slightly different approach. "Oh, come now...I'll make you a deal."

The captain knew to be suspicious of any of Fowl's deals, but her left brow twitched, betraying a slight interest. Eventually, she murmured, "Well...what?"

"Just...this...once," Artemis said carefully. "And, if I am wrong and you don't like it, I will never ask you to do it again."

Holly hesitated. And, in that hesitation, Artemis knew she was hooked.

[END SELECTION]

This story, in its entirety, can be found at Kitsune Heart's AO3 account, linked in her profile.