Hello, everyone! As you know, it is now April, the fourth month of the year! You know what that means? It's Vexen month! For each day of April, I will have a short, romantic drabble between Vexen and the other members of Orginization XIII, and maybe some others... I don't want to say too much about it, though!
"Good tidings, friends," said Xemnas.
Vexen groaned. "I'm the only one here."
"Today is a momentous day," Xemnas continued.
Vexen sipped from his glass which was made out of cloth and plexiglass, and promptly spat out the contents. Which is to say he exhaled, for the glass was empty. He made a note to fill it with more tears and science.
"We have chosen a new member to wea-"
Vexen threw his glass at Xemnas. "Every day. Every. DAY. And I thought those damn sluts dancing to that song that isn't even good would drive me nuts!"
"You do know that," Xemnas said, "Two of them are dudes, right?"
"Oh, cry me a river!" Vexen shouted, throwing another glass at Xemnas. "Why do you insist on sitting on your ass all day and try to ruin our non-lives?"
Xemnas, sexily wiping off the liquid cloth off his face, grit his teeth. "Don't ask questions."
"Why don't you ever return my letters? WHY WON'T YOU SAY YES!" Vexen shouted.
"DONASKFUGGINQUESTIONS, YO!" Xemnas shouted in return.
"I think that we should go into that broom closet right over there..." Vexen said, brushing the hair and plexiglass off his blushing face.
"Do we have a broom closet?" Xemnas pondered aloud.
"Don't ask questions," Vexen said, as he reached over to Xemnas and gave him a passionate kiss.