Disclaimer: I don't own kuroshitsuji. If I did, Alois would be alive, and there would be MUCH more fanservice xD

The things that are bolded in the A/N are important to the story! READ EM PLEASE!

A/N: This is NOT my first fanfiction. I actually just deleted all of my old ones because I reaaaally didn't like them(:

Summery Extendedddd (Kind of important, you should read this): So, I've currently seen up to episode 10 of Kuroshitsuji II (that's all that's been subbed currently) and, I'm really disappointed in the way Alois just kind of died. And Ciel tried to kill him. Am I the only one who wanted them to turn into best friends? Maybe I am. But just in case, I thought I would re-arrange it so that they turn into BESTIES. As in, in MY STORY, Ciel was not forced into believing Alois killed his rents. He was simply jealous that the queen had a "spider" along with her dog.

And I refuse to murder my lovely Alois.

And, so you know, every character is probably going to have MAJOR OOC moments. Because I kind of fail at keeping them in character. In fact, It's gonna be a teeny bit yaoi. Only a little bit for now. Like, HINTS of yaoi. Probably Alois/Ciel, to be exact. If I get bored and decide to make it worse, I'll warn you xD

SORRY ABOUT THAT, ONTO THE STORY.


Small Introduction.

Ciel Phantomhive sat quietly in his office, positioned in his usual chair. He was wondering why he had gotten himself into this strange friendship.

This friendship is with Alois Trancy. Months ago, he had been invited to a ball at the Trancy household. Upon a face to face meeting with the deranged teen, Ciel first thought of fighting him. You know, eliminating his competition. However, he calmed himself. After consideration he decided that the four of them could be a marvelous team. Alois, Claude, Sebastian, and himself. After much convincing of Ciel and far too many remarks from Alois, everyone involved agreed to a friendship. A friendship Ciel thought was going to be harmless.

Little did Ciel know that he would soon become best friends with an immature whack job.

Alois was constantly making smut filled remarks, dancing about, licking others, and doing other childish things. Lizzy was bad enough, he didn't really want another little girl to deal with. In truth, Alois Trancy was actually worse than Lizzy. All he wanted to do was play, when all that needed to be done was work. And for some reason Ciel never won an argument between Alois. He could always win against Lizzy. But with Alois, well…that boy never took "no" for an answer, no matter how stupid the matter was.

Yes, it was easy to say that Ciel felt some regret in making the decision to befriend Alois.

But, Ciel thought to himself, somehow I kind of like having that stupid twat for a best friend...

On the streets of London, however, a carriage was on its way to the Phantomhive mansion.

Inside the carriage sat a smirking Alois Trancy, along with his very boring butler named Claude. Alois was quite excited. He was going to see his best friend ever, Ciel! Visits with Ciel were always fun, probably because Alois didn't have any other friends like Ciel to play with.

The only thing he didn't look forward to was the way Ciel almost never wanted to do what Alois did. Sure, Alois could always easily push him into it. But, it bothered him that his bestie barely acted like a bestie should act.

Way back when they had become friends, Alois had known from the start that they were thinking differently. Who knew Ciel's idea of "friends" was actually a normal idea, whilst Alois' idea of "friends" included molestation and acting silly together.

Yes, at that point in time Alois had no idea that he about to befriend a stuck up business man.

Despite this, Alois had still made the very best of this friendship. Well, he had tried. But no matter his efforts, Ciel had always been obnoxiously shy and stubborn towards Alois. As a matter of fact, it had to begun to annoy him. How in the world is Alois meant to put up his best friend if that very person is being so irritating? The answer to that question is "with much difficulty".

However, as he sat in that carriage, Alois thought to himself,

But...I still somehow like having that stubborn prick for a best friend…

Alois was forced to finish his thoughts there, for they had arrived at their destination. The teen flung himself out of the carriage and sprung to the door. He then began loudly knocking on the wood, his wrist moving faster than his messed up little heart.


did chu LIKE IT? I hope so. I really do.

More chapters to come(:

LONGER CHAPTERS, to be exact. I just decided to type the first bit up at like 3:00 AM.

It will actually be funny and enjoyable in the next chapter, when the action starts.

(reviews make me write faster, haha.) 3