Calvin and Hobbes 1,000 Ways to get kicked out of Wal Mart

Sub series

Breaking Down the Wall of Randomness

The Prologue of an epic

I am warning all who read this, you may lose some brain cells, and pass out from laughter You have been warned

It was a regular day in the realm of Calvin and Hobbes…well not exactly, Calvin, Hobbes, Astrid and Matt,

had been stuck in Wal-Mart, for a while now, while Astrid was getting her laptop fixed..or trying to get it

fixed, either way it was slow going. Matt, sat next to her as they both moped. Matt, was trying to come

up with some ideas for them to do. "Want to stuff the toilets in the bathroom full of toilet paper and

make them flood?" "No, it's not part of the list." "Want to eat some food then regurgitate it all over

some employees?" "No, It's not on the list and Calvin and Hobbes did that in between Chapters 3 and

4." "Want to just sit here until something happens?" "Sure." Matt, looked at her in wonderment. IN his

short time of knowing her and reading her stuff, he knew that she was one to NEVER give up on

ANYTHING, even when someone else was flaming one of her stories. HE was bored as well. Hobbes, was

trying to help get his friends memory back, and had walked up to them."Hey Hobbes." Said Astrid. "Any

luck with the memory?" "Besides that he likes candy, hates vegetables, and wants to throw water

balloons at girls and remember who I am…No." "You sure Hobbes, that sounds like a lot of Progress."

Matt said. "yeah, well it's going to take A LOT to restore all his memory." "Oh and Matt, BTW there are

four Jet transformers outside, they said that they wanted to talk to you." Matt, looked up, "Really who."

Then, a giant robotic came down squishing a sign. "Ohhhhh, crap." Then, four Decepticons appeared.

One was colored like G1 Sunstrom, another was light blue with some dark blue out lines, another was

puke green, and another was bright red. They all looked menacing..except their faces looked like the

faces of lunatics. Sunstrom, looked really happy. "GREETINGS MY FIRIEND!" He shouted aloud. "WE JUST

CAME BACK FROM AN ADVENTURE WITH A FLYING CIRCUS AND THE SPANSIH INQISITION!" Astrid and

Hobbes, both looked at matt. "Why does he sound like Monty Python?" Hobbes demanded. "Well, I

programmed these guys to be smart security guards for my story and then they watched some movies."

He pointed at Sunstrom. "he watched EVERY Monty Python related thing EVER, so he now believes he is

in a Monty python styled world . HE pointed at the Puke colored seeker. "He watched EVERY WESTERN

movie ever as well and now believes he is a western flick…and some other Films." "like what?" Astrid

asked. "HEY Gunslinger, what are we going to do today?" "What's this we stuff white man?" HE

responded. Both Astrid and Hobbes looked up at him. "wasn't that a western too?" "I don't even know

where that line cam from, I excepted him to say Something from Pinky and the brain..i guess he deleted

that part." He pointed toward the Blue Decepticon. "Meet Thunderstorm, He had his higher

programming written over by the wizard of Oz, he has tried to send people to Oz and has done it 30

time and succeeded 5 times." Astrid looked at Matt. "I do no know what is weirder the fact that he has

tired or that he has actually succeeded." "I can't figure out which I more stranger." Matt responded.

"what about him?' Hobbes asked pointing to the red one." "Oh him, he is just the strong silent brooding

Type. "Oh." Astrid, looked up at them, so we have four Decepticon seekers," Matt broke in." Starscream

clones." "Right, so now what?" Matt, looked at them. "well, I could do a subseries that ties up stuff in

the main story." Astrid, looked at him. "you want to make a subseries?" "Sure, how hard can it be?"

She looked at Hobbes, who shrugged and sighed. "Alright Matt, you can make a sub series." Matt, and

the seekers, the red one included, All got giant anime faces and eyes with Hearts. "REALLY!"

They all screamed and then got giant happy faces. Astrid, sighed, then pulled out a key that said story

key. She Tossed it to him and he grinned. "THNAKS ASTRIDD!" "WOO HOO LETS GO GUYS!" The five

(probably insane guys, ran into the store." Astrid Stared after them and faceplamed. "what have I

done?" Hobbes looked after them. "You released Armageddon on us." Meanwhile Calvin was in the

comic section, screaming. "WHAT IS THIS A CAPTIN NAPLEM COMIC FOR $6.00"S WHAT KIND OF

MONSTERS RUN THIS STORE!" "Well," said Astrid, "At least Calvin has another memory about his

Past"

We now present to you all, a sub series about WGS Wal Mart story, Breaking Down the Randomness Wall. Like I Said It shall be INSANE!

Coming Soon: Episode: 1 The Revenge of Moe